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I was going to put up my Christmas tree and said “don’t have any festive audiobook but I’ll listen to this anyways” I WAS WRONG! The literal first line of the book is “dragging a body through 6inches of snow is harder than i expected.” HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄🎅🏻

Screaming, crying, but also giggling and kicking my feet👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

«I get up, turn on his lamp and go back to work.»
Fuck off that made me tear up

I don’t knowww but this might be a high 4⭐️ or maybe even a 5⭐️

Im having a great time listening to this👯‍♀️

All the men in this book are annoying me. They are all so cocky and flirty IM LOOSING IT😭 “you will let me give you my jacket” brother she said nooooooo
And please stop with the pet names ffs, yall are basically strangers😮‍💨

NAHHH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
ABSOLUTELY FOUL BEHAVIOR
I love middle grade horror but I don’t think one has ever made me want to throw up before🫠
Thinking about it makes me actually shiver, like full body shake and goosebumps😭

«I’m him.» «i’m him, the sigma, The goat.»
I do love middle grade horror but the author trying to appeal to actual audience hurts a little🫠

Reading this as someone who can’t picture things is really confusing🧍‍♀️ I have no idea what the character looks like, what does this «world» look like? I’m so lost but I’m also having fun? The descriptions are just not computing, I’m thinking about an octopus, a human, in a black void👯‍♀️

Reading these books can substitute more commonly used torture methods

I’m not having a good time reading this :(