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I think I'll be dnfing this book bc this shit is pissing me tf off!! The characterization is so ASS bro None of these characters feel real. Olive feels like two different characters Emerson wanted, one is shy and socially anxious and the other wants to get freaky in public. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude, but there is absolutely no consistency!! They do not feel like the same person, she just wanted to write sex

p 39, Easton's POV (About Olive the MFC)

"Because what I really wanted to say was 'How about I follow you around at all times and implant a tracker under your skin just in case we ever get separated?' "

YOU DON'T KNOW HER!! THIS IS YOUR FIRST CONVERSATION!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! GET AWAY YOU GROSS STALKING CREEP ohhhh my goddddd this book is giving me a serious ick, Olive, get behind me girl and run out of town

HOW DID I MISS THIS WAS AN OMEGAVERSE STORY oh god this is gonna be so bad, trad pub omegaverse is always so cringe, keep it in fanfiction guys 😭

I was supposed to start this like three weeks ago when the bookclub started, so I gotta speedread to catch up ndkwkdks

"In the best of times, it's inadvisable to start lusting after your roommate, and we are nowhere near the best of times." - first paragraph of chapter 12, page 129

Oh Emily Henry you poet

Oh god it's 500 pages of a first person romance.

Shit.

Oh my god I'm gonna start sobbing at work, like full on gut wretching sobs. I gotta put this away til I get home or I'm gonna get fired

"I might love you."

"I might ruin you."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT
LLOYD??????????????

MILLYYYYYY YOU NAUGHTY GIRL

I have been waiting for this book to come to the library for almost two months and it's FINALLY here so it better be good

Okay either I am seriously stupid or this book makes no fucking sense at all
WHAT IS THIS FORMATTING
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THIS

I really wanna know what inspires Matt Dinniman's ideas for his books because I am reading some absolutely bananas ideas here. I am both impressed and concerned for his mental well-being

GODDAMMIT

I stg if a third act breakup or something happens this far into the book I AM KILLING MYSELF /joking

But seriously I'm gonna be so upset

I think "It's no use your earthly bleating about it" might be my new favorite phrase, Bundles is full of one liners I love her sm

"You curb your bloodthirsty instincts and stay quietly home" Oh Bundle you're my favorite Agatha Christie protag by far

SAVE ME FROM THE THIRD ACT BREAKUPS!!! THERE HAS GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY TO KEEP THE TENSION

That was such a sweet toast, omg?!?

"he kisses the center of my chest. 'we can be late.'
'How late?'
'As late as it takes.'"
Ohh
eMm
Gee

I asked my partner if I have slow loris hands. I think I do. Awaiting confirmation

This book's making me wanna go on vacation

I hate that I'm enjoying this because it means I'm a normal person who has the same interests as others and I'm not someone with quirky niche interests, but that's not Emily Henry's fault.

Why did no one tell me Emily Henri is really funny???

Okay we all know the Terrans did it, right?

This is such a fascinating social commentary

They're gonna destroy this planet with their greed broooo
I'm pro assimilation with the Chironians. Leave them be US!