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getting started on the book club books now before I forget, and it's the night before, and I've read 2 whole pages and nothing else

"I just saw you exchange numbers with some horny twenty-year-old who thinks Axe body spray is the epitome of class and uses dirty socks instead of condoms."

Was not expecting to love this as much as I do

"A small part of me still held out hope that I'd be able to find a way back home, and I grabbed on to that little bit of hope with the delusional resolve of a mediocre man in an interview for a job he had no business even applying for."

"When you have just learned you are responsible for the untimely deaths of three men, developing a piping hot crush on the local law enforcement is not exactly ideal."

i was promised weird genitalia and im gonna be so mad if that was a lie