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Oh good, Sparrowhawk is on the brink of death again

Alright, this book is pretty dang funny. I've scoffed so many times.

Ok I get that she's not trained or anything, but even so, how is this main character SO stupid if she's a PI?? I know it's unfair because as a reader I know things that are being mentioned are likely to be relevant, but still. She is just not picking up on anything and not subtle or clever at all.

Ok, I do really want to read a funny book, so let's try it again

Ok I googled "funny books" because I wanted a pallet cleanser. The reviews were positive, and one said "I went in knowing nothing, and I think you should too"
So I thought "what the heck!" And dove in.

This is a SCARY book! What the heck! But I'm super intrigued so now I guess I just have to be scared. Ugh.

Why is every single chapter exactly like this:

Xaden stands there, the most breathtaking man in the room. All I want to do is kiss him and feel his rough, calloused hands on me. I know he can't, because he's cursed, but there's nothing that will keep him from me.
Suddenly a secret dragon thing happened.
And Xaden was ready. I want him in my bed. His stormy eyes meet mine and he tilts his chiseled jaw at me. I quake.

Yrene wtf. Why would you let yourself get pregnant while you sail off to serve in a literal war 🙄🙄🙄 this just feels like a set up for the kid to lose on or both parents in a dramatic "heart wrenching" scene

First time this series has made me tear up. Florine is the best side character in the series so far.

Snakes are VENOMOUS not poisonous 🙄🙄🙄 some editor!

SOMEONE read this book. It's dark and magical. It's got mystery, conspiracy, murder and I'm HOOKED and I need someone to talk about it with!! I need more fantasy friends.