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Ellen
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Wait... He bought a bunch of fancy red wine so they could store it somewhere in New Jersey???
Everything so far has been like "yeah that's insane rich people stuff, but I would do that too if I had that money" but this is baffling to me. Why own wine you can't drink or even look at?? Wtf???
— Oct 09, 2026 10:59AM
Everything so far has been like "yeah that's insane rich people stuff, but I would do that too if I had that money" but this is baffling to me. Why own wine you can't drink or even look at?? Wtf???
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Ellen
is 56% done
OF COURSE these people have a golden doodle
And of course it's got behavior problems
— Oct 09, 2026 02:48PM
And of course it's got behavior problems
Ellen
is 42% done
Also what IS a hedge fund?
Just kidding. I don't wanna know. It's made up anyway.
— Oct 09, 2026 11:01AM
Just kidding. I don't wanna know. It's made up anyway.