August Waters > Recent Status Updates

“these hands?… yeah, they’re registered with the government. registered as extremely gay. because they masturbate so many men.”

A CONNIE CONVERSE REFERENCE?!?! let’s fucking go REAL folk enjoyers know my girl connie converse 🔥🔥

guys no the black mold loves ME it makes you crazy and hallucinate but everything it shows ME is REAL

“That night I was on a date in a windowless basement bar… I saw I was dressed Winnie the Pooh style: an orange T-shirt, but no trousers or underwear or shoes.
I thought to myself: style it out, style it out.
So I said: oh, bother”

wait why he just like me fr

johnny just like me fr except instead of reading some old dudes manuscripts i read a biochemistry textbook

humboldt i think of you every day why isn’t this whole book about you

turns out when someone is described as a “raptor of a person” that doesn’t mean they’re a nonbinary lizard. whatever. i didn’t even want a nonbinary lizard. idc. whatever.

“he could see his penis crumbling to pieces…. MY COCK he shouted MY FUCKING COCK”
this is real literature right here

the closets are GLASS

if y’all see my baby daddy at pride, DO NOT INBOX ME… i already know 🙄😒

final days description monologue sounding a little too familiar rn….

gotta reread last 10 pages got distracted by my professor going on about frottage

adso. are your morals in the room with us. adso. the lust payment plan hierarchy. adso.

idk what is about medieval religious settings but i eat that shit up

the lady of lear castle short story when i find you and destroy you for what you have done to me HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU

don’t you just hate that moment when a demon shoves a trumpet up your ass and makes you play it. mondays am i right

irene when i find you. when i find you. irene. it’s joever‼️‼️

detecting hints of… lesbianism…… i know what you are catherine‼️