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“these hands?… yeah, they’re registered with the government. registered as extremely gay. because they masturbate so many men.”
— Apr 24, 2026 12:40PM
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August Waters
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A CONNIE CONVERSE REFERENCE?!?! let’s fucking go REAL folk enjoyers know my girl connie converse 🔥🔥
— Apr 23, 2026 10:07AM
August Waters
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guys no the black mold loves ME it makes you crazy and hallucinate but everything it shows ME is REAL
— Apr 22, 2026 04:31PM
August Waters
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“That night I was on a date in a windowless basement bar… I saw I was dressed Winnie the Pooh style: an orange T-shirt, but no trousers or underwear or shoes.
I thought to myself: style it out, style it out.
So I said: oh, bother”
wait why he just like me fr
— Apr 22, 2026 10:11AM
I thought to myself: style it out, style it out.
So I said: oh, bother”
wait why he just like me fr