August Waters’s Reviews > Brat > Status Update
August Waters
is on page 170 of 320
A CONNIE CONVERSE REFERENCE?!?! let’s fucking go REAL folk enjoyers know my girl connie converse 🔥🔥
— Apr 23, 2026 10:07AM
Like flag
August’s Previous Updates
August Waters
is on page 270 of 320
“these hands?… yeah, they’re registered with the government. registered as extremely gay. because they masturbate so many men.”
— Apr 24, 2026 12:40PM
August Waters
is on page 150 of 320
guys no the black mold loves ME it makes you crazy and hallucinate but everything it shows ME is REAL
— Apr 22, 2026 04:31PM
August Waters
is on page 70 of 320
“That night I was on a date in a windowless basement bar… I saw I was dressed Winnie the Pooh style: an orange T-shirt, but no trousers or underwear or shoes.
I thought to myself: style it out, style it out.
So I said: oh, bother”
wait why he just like me fr
— Apr 22, 2026 10:11AM
I thought to myself: style it out, style it out.
So I said: oh, bother”
wait why he just like me fr