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the end disappointed me :(

fleance where tf are you

nevermind the opening page/quote has just reminded me of babel. i can't do this.

i'm scared to read another kuang book so soon after my experience with babel (istg that was a MASTERPIECE) but i need to do something on the last day of break sooo yeah

this was tragically beautiful.

and also beautifully tragic.

i'm crying now 🙂

IM SAD ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

bro my mom got a book package for christmas with all these interactive activities but shes forcing me to read this with her im praying theres like no smut or something 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i literally saw the map and cried because they have "mithril" factories but mithril will always be lord of the rings to me :(

so like its in the title but i did not in fact think there would be none

why was this so sad

the real description of events back in the shire after the war of the ring

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nobody:

hobbits: yeah, so, we started a fire for like no reason, but it was kind of for a good reason. uh, we did it because everyone said we couldn't. and it looks cool.

wow they're really dumb how is evading arrest going to help

stop why are they arresting them 😭

rip frodo sam merry and pippin i guess you're criminals now

sam is a certified silly

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man that existed in one chapter, three books ago: yeah your pony lived

sam: omg!!!!!! i must be the luckiest man alive!!!!!!!!! another wish granted to me!!!!!!!!! lets go see my pony!!!!!!

bilbo baggins glorious king makes a reappearance

TWO romances in the same chapter, tolkien is trying to make people happy after prolonged depression

congrats arwen and aragorn!! 🎉🎉🎉

omg he's a prince now

eowyn can be a princess

i didnt expect the romance but i love them so much and eowyn deserves happiness

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"no longer do i desire to be queen," she said

then faramir laughed merrily. "that is well," he said, "for i am not a king."

sam is so silly 😭

he gets awarded for having the most deadly happy dance ever 🤩🤩🤩💫💫💫

crying how have they made it this far

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"thank you sam," he said with a cracked voice. "how far is there to go?"

"i don't know," said sam, "because i don't know where we're going

stop i hate seeing frodo slowly go crazy

please end the quest already, just destroy the ring don't let him get more depressed :(

if i ever go on a quest you best believe i'm taking sam with me. he's the most considerate companion ever.

oh my gosh frodo nooo

depression :(((((

the ring is so stupid.

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the ring: and you!!!! samwise!!!! if you decide to use my power you can uhhh have a garden!!!!! isnt that nice!!!! just claim the ring for your own no tricks here :3

sam: i'm not strong enough to maintain a garden the size that the ring's power would grant so no i wont use it 😔

GLORIOUS KING SAM DO SOMETHING

glorious king elessar is going to fight sauron yay

theres no way he wakes up after nearly dying and asks where the food is 😭😭😭😭

crazy useless weirdo king is dead please rejoice!!!

he stopped trying to set his own son on fire and actually locked in, instead opting to set himself on fire which is the better choice 🫶

why are they still attempting to burn faramir smh gandalf hurry up and save him