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why was this so sad

the real description of events back in the shire after the war of the ring

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nobody:

hobbits: yeah, so, we started a fire for like no reason, but it was kind of for a good reason. uh, we did it because everyone said we couldn't. and it looks cool.

stop why are they arresting them 😭

rip frodo sam merry and pippin i guess you're criminals now

sam is a certified silly

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man that existed in one chapter, three books ago: yeah your pony lived

sam: omg!!!!!! i must be the luckiest man alive!!!!!!!!! another wish granted to me!!!!!!!!! lets go see my pony!!!!!!

bilbo baggins glorious king makes a reappearance

TWO romances in the same chapter, tolkien is trying to make people happy after prolonged depression

congrats arwen and aragorn!! 🎉🎉🎉

omg he's a prince now

eowyn can be a princess

i didnt expect the romance but i love them so much and eowyn deserves happiness

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"no longer do i desire to be queen," she said

then faramir laughed merrily. "that is well," he said, "for i am not a king."

sam is so silly 😭

he gets awarded for having the most deadly happy dance ever 🤩🤩🤩💫💫💫