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why was this so sad

the real description of events back in the shire after the war of the ring

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nobody:

hobbits: yeah, so, we started a fire for like no reason, but it was kind of for a good reason. uh, we did it because everyone said we couldn't. and it looks cool.

wow they're really dumb how is evading arrest going to help

stop why are they arresting them 😭

rip frodo sam merry and pippin i guess you're criminals now

sam is a certified silly

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man that existed in one chapter, three books ago: yeah your pony lived

sam: omg!!!!!! i must be the luckiest man alive!!!!!!!!! another wish granted to me!!!!!!!!! lets go see my pony!!!!!!

bilbo baggins glorious king makes a reappearance

TWO romances in the same chapter, tolkien is trying to make people happy after prolonged depression

congrats arwen and aragorn!! 🎉🎉🎉

omg he's a prince now

eowyn can be a princess

i didnt expect the romance but i love them so much and eowyn deserves happiness

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"no longer do i desire to be queen," she said

then faramir laughed merrily. "that is well," he said, "for i am not a king."

sam is so silly 😭