Jasper ~ What a merry way to rot > Recent Status Updates

If I’m ever spotty in replying, this is probably why:

I love explaining my music taste, bc the answers could be any of the following...

"What're you listening to?"

A) Swedish Vkei
B) robot British boy singing about child murder
C) My Chemical Romance
D) cannibalism
E) assorted screaming

Reading this online so I have no idea what page I’m on, but at chapter five, almost six of part one, I’ve come to the conclusion that the main question I’ve been asking myself is ‘the hell is Raskolnikov yapping about?’

So, I'm not out to my parents, but my dad ended up allergic to his soap and so gave it to me... I was happy about it, mostly because little rush of euphoria using it but also because my body wash at the time was weird and doesn't foam...

What do I find a few days later, but it sitting on the counter, my sister's having scooped out a third of the bar and using it in God knows what?

I have tiny fingernails so gonna have to deal with these for my Mira cos

The Hot Topic pin bucket has accepted my blood sacrifice (I stabbed myself while combing through for Miku and anime twinks)

Gotta love being old enough to drive but being so short and baby-faced that people ask if you need a kids’ menu 😐

At this point I’m mainly playing genshin for the ✨men✨

my friend's cat is kneading the side of my thigh right now and I'm afraid she's going to sink her claws through the blanket again, but I can't bring myself to move because she's so cute and comfy-

also already messed up my eye from rubbing it after petting this cat (pretty sure I'm allergic)-

Taking my sweet time on this reread — overthinking every line and scribbling out my thoughts until my hand hurts. There’s just so much to unpack…

Rereading No Longer Human because I just got a physical copy and wanna annotate it

Also, to anyone else who likes to annotate books (I say this like it isn’t my first time), Zebra Mildliners don’t bleed- like- at all. Even my red one. Dead serious

well shit-

I MIGHT GET TO HELP WITH SFX MAKEUP FOR BEETLEJUICE

would any of you notice if I just stopped logging on? disappeared?

...should I reread No Longer Human? considering I literally JUUUST finished it-

Reading books at a comfortable reading level (slightly below what I technically can read at): calm, peaceful, best accompanied with tea

Reading books at my actual reading level: *frantically typing into the search bar* "WHAT THE FUCK DOES CONVALESCENT MEAN-"

This is honestly well on its way to becoming one of my favorite books. Sure, it's rampant with misogyny, as the more negative reviews are quick to point out, but it's also quite poetic in the style of writing and beautifully descriptive where it counts

This is currently a 4/5 after I knocked it down a star for the description of Miss Baker (your misogyny is showing, Mr. Fitzgerald)

Gay panic over Will Stetson rn

Shouldn’t have put on Rabbit Hole bc apparently I have a thing for voices-

For context, I’m allergic to grass and occasionally break out in hives-

During health class, we went outside to finish the assignment (it’s 80 degrees) and so most of us were in the grass
Now, I wanted to sit with my friends, so I was just like ‘eh, I can deal with being itchy’ and plopped down
I am, in fact, very itchy, but I have exactly two hives…
They look like vampire bites

when you don't like an existing English cover of a particular song so you start making your own >>>>>>>>>>>>>

My daylist on Spotify claims ‘kid-friendly’ which is strange enough on its own considering my tastes, and what do I scroll down to see but Dazai’s Suicide Song followed by American Healthcare?

Picking classes be like:
“What’ll piss off my parents the most?”
*chooses French*

Help I just did a double take in Hot Topic because a dude was dressed EXACTLY like Rimbaud but with short hair

My little sister: “Look, pink daffodils!” *points to a hyacinth*
(It was adorable)

artificial Frenchman turns into giant lizard and eats his brother before being defeated by the power of friendship