Jasper ~ What a merry way to rot > Status Update

So, I'm not out to my parents, but my dad ended up allergic to his soap and so gave it to me... I was happy about it, mostly because little rush of euphoria using it but also because my body wash at the time was weird and doesn't foam...

What do I find a few days later, but it sitting on the counter, my sister's having scooped out a third of the bar and using it in God knows what?