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In reply to Laya saying that the gift Luntok gave her was lovely:

“Luntok grinned as he bowed to brush his lips over her knuckles. ‘Not half as lovely as its owner,’ he murmured when he met her gaze. He tightened his grip on her hand before he released it, letting his fingers linger.”

THE ANTICIPATION TO HIM GREETING HER IN FRONT OF HER SISTERS AND THE CROWD WAS SO YUMMY THE DELIVERY WAS SO GOOOOD

“‘Help me,’ I whimpered, Batman-style, and yes, it was just as pathetic as it sounds.”


I’ve never audibly laughed out loud from a book so many times

“You, me. Our maladjusted son who just scooted his butt across the carpet behind you”

THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD IN THE LIBRARY

ugh I love hot nerds the ending of this chapter was delicious thank you onto the next plate!

“‘LOL?’ she yelled. ‘LOL, you motherfucker?’
God bless the city planners who’d decided to lay these streets out in the grid pattern that made what I’d just done possible. This was, perhaps, the proudest moment of my life. If I died tomorrow, it would be with the knowledge of this one perfect prank.”

I’m so in love with the writing style in this book that this part had me ugly cackling in the dark.

“In answer, he sent back a zipped lip emoji followed by a knife and then a grinning devil face.

Cool, cool.

It was either his turn for knife play or he was planning to stitch my lips shut so I wouldn’t be able to tell the Devil who stabbed me to death when I got to hell.”

This is the whole book in a nutshell. IN TEARS.

“I prayed to the gods of longevity and then started naming baseball teams in my head.”

I’m forever using this thank you ms author

Reading this with the pleasure of having the audiobook playing is the best form of entertainment ever I’m actually laughing myself into incoherent wheezes at this part of the book

“Awww. Our first official fight.”

I’M SICK OF HIM JDNDJDJJF

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Lights Out: A Dark Stalker Rom-Com
Navessa Allen
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he’s so sweet in a deliciously morally gray way

wdym della and leona were lovers WHAT DO YOU MEAN IVERSON FEELS SHAME BURN IN HER STOMACH??? FOR WHAT?? FOR WHAAAT??

“I turn to give her a quelling look.” YOU AND ME BOTH RAAHOSH

liz pls girlie you’re driving me mad

omg raahosh is finally outsassing her DELICIOUS BANTER FEED ME MORE

I luv Liz I really do, her humor usually makes me snort but she’s getting on my nerves RAAHOSH WOULD KILL FOR YOU JUST TO SEE YOU SMILE BE NICE 😭😭😭😭

FINALLY HELLO ROMANCE EEEEEEEEEEE

funny to read this as a student nurse where the main girlie is in fact a nurse hey twin!

I’m already geeked with Filipina pride and I’ve barely started this book…

The dialogue and humor is making me fall in love with the book so far and the previous chapter I WAS NOT PREPARED ??