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Hypothetically….. If an author, was being a predator creep, and lying about his age… flirting with his arc readers for 5 stars… would this bother you or would you ignore this behaviour because you wanna read the newest releases with everyone else? Or because the authors behaviour is irrelevant to the book itself?

This series is “Never let them know your next move” final boss

I fear reading this after And then you was probably a mistake… 🙈

The BEST alternative to a “fuck it” moment, is a… well timed “well what are you gonna do about it?” moment 😈😈😈😈

IM SO EXCITEDDDDDD, I’m in a “everything is 3 star” slump and I already feel my bones buzzing with happiness reading this 🤭

Cole is actually so vile and evil, I don’t know if he’s gonna be able to redeem himself…. Yes, he’s grieving, doesn’t mean he’s not a fuck ass

BEING BACK WITH THESE TWO IS LIKE BREATHING FRESH AIR AFTER BEING DUTCH OVENED OMGGGGGGGGG!!! Holy hell, they are so intimate and refreshing

Getting bored 😴💤

“Chloe, we’re gay, we can’t do math” 🙈🤭

“Anyway, I ducked his d*ck and now I’m obsessed with him” 💀💀💀💀

I fkn love Nate so much

The touch aversion makes me so sad???? And kinda makes me not like marcos that much? maybe just because Nate is very affectionate and I identify as a Nate...? hahaha

Orca x Otter shifter romance? Sure why not.

phenomenal character development, great writing, interesting ideas, Lily is so wholesome and doesn't know herself... but also, where is this book going? I'm at 63% and I don't know the plot? also why does every sapphic book feel 50 pages too long? and why are their random POV's from the parents? D:

Making a cute side character girl smell like fish is a crime 💀anahhahaha

Way is pmo, ngl to ya’ll….. 🙈

I feel like I’m reading the big two right now??? Until you and where there’s a will??? 😂😂

"some people hate their jobs, my job turns me on. Which for a janitor, is just about the most humiliating thing imaginable"

What was this author smoking when this idea came to them?

"well, there is the other thing, when your coworkers catch you rubbing yourself with a half eaten sandwich fished out of the bin when you think no one is around and you are safe to indulge your curse, workplace gossip gets around"
WELL DAH? WHO AINT GONNA TALK ABOUT SEEING SOMEONE FLAPPING THEIR MEAT AT THE OFFICE WITH A SECOND HAND TURKEY SUB MY DUDE Yiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Being back with the Rebel kings feels like a warm hug 🥹🥹 my found family babiesssssssssssss

“There you go my sleepy baby” 🤢🤢🤢 sir, you need to stop. I just don’t believe this relationship would and should exist?

I hate boners that don’t make sense. Where did that boner even come from? Go home boner, you’re sober and nothing is happening.

Ngl........ the fact his name is Trevor, really threw me into a spiral...... That name is so not sexy.......

Am I going to finish my July reads with a story of a woman getting her shit wrecked by a whacky inflatable man? HELL YEAH I AM

"I am not a creep, I am the commander of armies"
Sounds suspiciously like a creep might say that....... 😏😏😏

Kinda wanna know what coming 15 times in a row would feel like…. Ngl….

A CHEEKY RATH POV???????? 😏😏😏😏