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Omg, they're finally meeting! 25% in omg.

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. It just reads like your watching a silly slice of life anime about a man and his chicken..... but with a twist. I really did need a romance/mm break... there is romance in this I guess, but meimei is sooooooooo cute and smart and we love her heheheh.

I feel I may need an mm break?? Or I have just picked up some fucking shocking books lately omg. Can someone tell me their god tier mm right now?? I can’t fucking deal with another 3 one stars hahahahaha but I keep choosing the wrong books 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“ He let me go, kissed my cheek, and slipped into the house”
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IS CHEEK KISSING MY NEW PINKY TOUCH???? Because them kissing cheeks after all their fkn dumb cunting around eachother FOR YEARS, is so damn cute and makes me all ew and gooey inside squealllllllll

I was excited for a twink top and a beefy bottom combo, BUT WHY IS THIS MAN SO FUCKING RUDE TO THE HOTEL LADY???? Big ick D:
Being rude to people in customer service is the biggest ick. Don’t make me hate u 🤦🏽

"everytime he got near Ethan it made Cole want to force his cock down Ethan's throat and make him choke and gag on it like the little bitch he is"........ Keeping in mind........ ethan is not out, or appearning as gay, and it would be his first time with a man..... and cole out here thinking this weird shit? AND THESE TWO HAVE MANY EYE CONTACTS AND ONLY TALKED ABOUT HORSES.

there was pages and pages of description about everyone's naked bodies and their pubes and their tits and their cocks.... but instead of descriptions, it just got real weird. and really descriptive. like........ too descriptive.....

This is one of those 'are the people who reviewed this and I reading the same book?' We are now 31% in... still no conversations have happened.. but the emotions are starting, cole is daydreaming to.. "The urge to fuck deeper, to hear the wet choke and the spit leak, to make ethan take every inch, face fuck him ..." This goes on for several more lines.. you dont know this man??

PAGE ONE CRINGE?????? Oh wow, this is gonna be bad…. should I DNF on page one???? Hahahahahahahah 🙈🙈🙈🙈

There is alot of intense eye contact going on… and a severe lack of… opening mouths to have a conversation… if they kiss and are in love by 20% without a single convo that’s not about how to ride a horse,. I’m going to scream

NO BUT BOYS, ARE WE NOT WORRIED THAT TANGO DANCING MAY LEAD TO SURPRISE BONERS????? Fuck I love a surprise boner 🤣

I'm drunk, and admitting that I really don't like Christmas that much......... (IM SAB ABOUT THIS BUT I CANT HELP IT) and I just can't imagine wanting to fuck a man who uses Christmas sheets with enthusiasm 365 days a year. I am drier than the Sahara desert.

OMG OUR MC’S ARE TOGETHER AND SAID THEIR FIRST WORDS TO EACHOTHER SQUEEEEEEEEEEE NOW MAKE UP AND KISSSSSSSSSSSS 💖💖💖💖

MISHA IS GIVING BIG FAT “I would burn the world down for you” energy and IM BLUSHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

this guy is such a dick, but I feel it will make his redemption arc even better right????

Hate to be this person, but who’s on TikTok? 🙈 I’m starting to try make videos and recs and wanted to see who else is so we can book rec and squeal over there as well 🥹💖 I’d love to bring my unhinged reviews and energy to TT, but fuck it’s hard 🤣
Please drop your TT in the comments!!! Or mine is theunintelligiblereader (I’m terrible at it, but I’m trying, self confidence is a cunt)

This is one of those......... read it slowly so you devour every morsel kind of reads.........

I wasn't even going to admit to reading this....... but I need fans of this book to tell me that 'm going to be alright, and it's worth it, and hold my hand, because i'm so traumatized from my hatred of ACOTAR, that m/f fantasy is literally ruined. I feel this book could go well, but the first 20% has been so... not compelling??? SEND HALP I WANT TO LOVE IT HERE 😭

So begins my descent into sadness…… weeeeee 🎢💖

I think this is going in my top 5 reads of ever?? I am so DEEPLY ENTERTAINED, I don’t even care what happens I’m vibing 🤣🤣🤣

"An extraterrestrial creature, almost certainly hostile, at loose among the already unnervingly paranoid American population"

The hostile ET in question having the best time inside his new human:

I forgot how much action was in this 3rd book, when you really just want Jack and Ethan to kiss on da mouf n be happyyyyyyyy

HE DID, IN FACT, FUCK THIS SILVER GHOST/ SENTIENT ARMOUR SUIT/ ALIEN THING THAT LOOKS LIKE HIS MAFIA EX BF….. I support that as much as I don’t understand it….. is it consensual if the man thought he was dreaming so didn’t realise he was being real fucked though? 🤣🤣🤣 not that I care at this stage hahaha

IS HE GONNA FUCK THIS SILVER GHOST/ SENTIENT ARMOUR SUIT/ ALIEN THING THAT LOOKS LIKE HIS MAFIA EX BF??????
🫶🏽👈🏼 because I’m into it if he is …… 🤭🤭🤭

Okay but 8 pages in AND I'M SAT???????? This has got to be the most unique and random start to a book I have ever experienced??? The first POV is a sentient suit of armour?? (At least thats what I understand, which is not alot lol) SATTTTTTTTTTTT.

ETHAN POV ETHAN POV ETHAN POV ETHAN POV LESSSSFUCKINGOOOOOOOOOOO 💖💖💖

After being INSANELY FERAL for book 1…. This is just not hitting the same??? IS IT ME???? I just hate when books false advertise… “nemesis/enemy” vibes and the title saying “hate” kinda set up my expectations… but like… is the nemesis in the room with us??? 👻👻👻

Ethan Blade could upload his farts on Spotify and I’d be his top listener. Idgaf 🤭✨

THAT WAS THE BIG REVEAL???