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This pride month I’m serving as an exchange student, studying straight omegaverse…

This should not be making me consider grad school. NO! Where is my self respect? I need a cold shower and to go back to writing my senior thesis…

Reading this during pride month feels like a self-inflicted hate crime. But mama you don’t understand, I’m STARVING!!

After a brief, yet passionate affair with Letterboxd, I’ve come crawling back. My poor neglected lovers, Goodreads and StoryGraph. I do reserve the right to an open relationship. What can I say? I’m a slut for reviews. Who knows, maybe I’ll have a one-night stand with Yelp.

After a brief, yet passionate affair with Letterboxd, I’ve come crawling back. I do however reserve the right to an open relationship. What can I say? I’m a slut for reviews. Maybe I’ll even have a one-night stand with Yelp, the night is still young.

From a circus to a cinema, it seems my favorite stories are about the places you find when you are searching for yourself. I’m only half way through and I’ve already cried. I really needed a cheesy, heartfelt, fantastical read.

Me: “I started a new book! It’s about this artist and her vampire roommate.”
My friends: “Is this Reylo fanfiction again?”
Me: “What?!? No…”
My friends: “He’s Kylo Ren but a vampire. Isn’t he?”
Me: “…yeah he’s Kylo Ren but a vampire.”

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAM IS CANONICALLY INVOLVED IN THE KELLOGG MERGER!??!?

You’re telling me that the vampire that missed the past 100 years due to a coma freaks out over a bikini picture but doesn’t bat an eye at gay marriage??

Just cause you’re horny doesn’t mean you can’t explain the horrors of capitalism. Ma’am STAND UP!!

This feels like using my library card for evil.

The massive man is Danish in this one!! A win for the Scandinavians!

Oh! Oh my god…

Princess and the pea but it’s 10 blankets and Kylo Rens erection.

No way this dead woman is trying to set up her nephew and her phd student via her will. Oh my god I can’t believe that this is actually part of the plot. Crazy to be a matchmaker from beyond the grave.

I don’t trust a man with THREE jars of tartar sauce…

JEFF GOLDBLUM PANTIES!!!! SHE OWNS JEFF GOLDBLUM UNDERWEAR!!!!! This is why I read Hazelwood. She understands me!

“No thoughts. Head empty.” IN A PUBLISHED BOOK??? Ma’am I don’t know how much of this I can take.

This is my way of coping with my disgusting flatmates.

OH MY GOD MESSY BUN MENTION!!

I’m losing track of the tentacle mentions.

I don’t want to stop reading but no way can I continue knowing I have to leave in an hour. It’s getting too good. This is an acceptable stopping point but my god… I can’t wait.

I literally just had a “let out a breath I didn’t even know I was holding” just reading this shit. This may be one of my favorite romances which is crazy cause I never read contemporary romance. Ali Hazelwood is magic.

I’m so invested and this is the fucking “he towered over me like a towering tower” book. I am ridiculously invested. This may even be a 5 stars…