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Apparently I’m reading this series in the wrong order. Whoops.

This is far more gripping than I was expecting!!

This Nicole character is an absolute c**t. I absolutely hate her. Honestly, I hope she is dead.

But she’d never seen her mother like this. Never, EVER, like this.
“Mom!” She thought, her heart swelling with pride, “Mommy!”

Actually sobbing 😭

“God was big on burdens and he made sure everyone lot one”

“Just you wait. Just you wait till God turns off the happy taps & lets you drown under there. Just you wait till he pushes you under & doesn’t let you come back up…”

I swear this book is written either by a child or AI. I’m sick of the word “said”

Would you really send untrained civilians into space for a world saving mission? Even if they’re scientists?

It blows my mind how Atticus is able to get away with some of the shit he does

This is the least-likeable main character I have ever met!

Only 16% of the way through and I’m already hating her so much I want to DNF

Wait, so Adeline is Sam’s step-daughter (she’s described as “his wife’s daughter”), but Sam and Sarah met at college?

Have I missed something?

She really thinks she could smuggle sleeping tablets into a mental hospital? Come on!

Wait, hang on. The husband is angry at his wife for sleeping with someone else (and while they’re both separated!!) AFTER he’d been with another woman?

I need to keep going to find out what happens BUT I’M SO ANGRY AT THE HUSBAND!

Something that really annoys me about Atticus is that he just completely ignores Mack’s feeling when he thinks there’s something more interesting, which not only puts their relationship at risk, but also her job!

I have absolutely no idea what’s going on…

“Never work with children, Griddle, their prefrontal cortex’s aren’t developed”

I don’t know why that made me cackle so much

“Put me in”
“Why?!”
“The arms kind of looked like swords. I want to fight it”
“You want to fight it?
“Yep”
“Because it looked a little like swords?”
“Yep”

I’m actually in love with this character 😂

Gideon looked out the window to the featureless lumps of blackness and said thoughtlessly,
“The lights are broken”
Harrow turned to her for the first time since they left the shuttle… mouth puckered up like a cat’s asshole.
“Griddle, this planet spins much faster than ours”
At Gideon’s blank expression,
“It’s night, you tool”

“You couldn’t spell obligation if I shoved the letters up your ass”

“I’ve gotta say, I don’t think that would help.” said Gideon. “God I’m glad you didn’t teach me my spelling.”

Actually cackling

I’ve moved house and lost the book. Now I’m annoyed that I don’t know how it ended!

I’m trying so hard to figure out what’s going on but can’t…

Ohhhh, it’s starting to get interesting.

Really not a fan of Lilah though