Abbey Thompson > Recent Status Updates

guys i’m about to trade my werewolf hyperfixation for russian mafia. send help.

was in the mood for an arranged marriage trope so rereading the #1 All Time Best To Ever Do It

my 5th werewolf book of the month 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

if i had a nickel for every cowboy single dad romance with a redheaded FMC, i’d have THREE nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened three times right?

“what book is she getting” - dom to samantha while she drives me to b&n
“knowing her probably one of her weird sexy werewolf books”
“yeah probably”

“is there knotting in this?”
“why yes, honey, why do you want some?”
this being the foreword is insane. i’m absolutely seated. try and pry my wolf shifting books away from my cold dead hands!!!!!!

ah yes, ex’s dad owns a sex club? perfect. this will definitely silence the voices.

imagine my surprise when the first page mentions the FMC living in DELAWARE. also this is a judgment free zone, if i want to read about a hot old man, then i will.

just levitated at the anti-amazon passage in this book. fuck amazon! (she says on the book app run by amazon)

back on my post-apocalyptic romance bullshit, like i never left <3

in the worst reading slump of my life so obviously the cure is rereading deep end right?????

a GROWN MAN is legit seriously skateboarding publicly in the park?????? oh brother

living my alien romance life in peace.

oh so shes insufferable! good! love it!

reading this and coming to the sudden realization that i don’t remember anything about book 1

attempting my daunting physical tbr list …

in a baaaaad reading slump…☹

me opening up this book and reading the first two words: “KHAKI BLAKE? HER NAME IS KHAKI BLAKE???? … oh no”

whenever i read a terrible god awful contemporary romance, i must resort back to my bread and butter: paranormal romance from the 2010s with the ugliest cover you have ever seen. this genre has never ever let me down.

the more paranormal romance with shirtless men on the front that i read, the less i enjoy these contemporary cartoon cover bullshit.

8 am and this is what i’m starting the day with — as god, herself, intended.

this is very bad and i’m embarrassed about reading it.

watching the pitt on hbo is making me read doctor romances with ugly covers. i am not sorry

me desperately trying not to dnf but there’s no way a woman applying to be a doctor for the baseball team wouldn’t know who the starting shortstop is 😭😭😭😭😭 like bffr

rereading bc i have free will and haven’t been able to stop thinking about this book for some reason

yesss truly heinous cover!!! “life is worth livvvving” - justin bieber and me reading some ugly ass paranormal romance

“abbey what kind of books do u read”
“uh well, just this week i read a book about two rival jeopardy champions, the new hunger games book, and now a demon erotica” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i’ve screamed like 18 times so far. suzanne collins is like a genius.

loudly and proudly reading werewolf romance with the ugliest mf cover you have ever seen. i stand ten toes down with my head held high.

not them slow dancing in the club to imagine dragons????….. i have the ick so bad