Lizzie Kerman > Recent Status Updates

I was truly worried that the sequel would not be as horny. I’m incredibly relieved.

This book is so heart warming and also scary!

“To play his part manfully, as a man among men” dude this RIGHT here is why I can’t take you seriously. Stop talking like this.

At what point does heathcliff start being awful? Because so far Catherine is def worse

It cannot be necessary for this biography to be so horny for teddy. Every time he meets someone they take such great pains to express how fuckable he is. I can’t do this anymore.

The way my boy is acting about his own decision to remarry after being widowed really brings new meaning to the term crash out

Every time you hate that I’m reading this book, just know that makes me read it even harder.

Everyone hates that in reading this book. No one wants to see me be great.

Alice died. Womp womp.

Theodore Roosevelt is maybe very bisexual to me

Lockwood is the most annoying guy that ever lived. I know heathcliff supposed to be a dick but I’m rooting for him because I like when he is mean to Lockwood. Also doesn’t help that ‘Wuthering Heights’ means I am now just picturing the woefully miscast Jacob Elordi and it is hard to be mad at him 🤷‍♀️

Two chapters in and the vibes are already wacko.

This book may be a bit self indulgent. Feels like I might be getting spoon fed pop science.

Another one from the physical TBR. Damn I’m so responsible

It’s not good. But I said I would work on reading books I already owned so.