Crichton is fucking crazy because on the one hand, you have John "I would never help humanity because I won't make as much money" Hammond as the guy everyone tolerates, at best. On the other, you have a programmer who reads comics and drinks Coke, so he's clearly the reason everything goes to shit and people die.
Michael. Mike. Please, man. Just one set of normal characters, I beg of you.
— Aug 15, 2026 07:02PM
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