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Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 73% done with Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery
"Ooooh, spooky! This takes place in 1666!! Like the devil stuff!"

Yeah, this book might suck.
— Oct 09, 2026 07:05AM Add a comment
Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 5% done with rekt
Something deeply funny about this guy going "Yeah I'm on a bunch of grimdark websites like ya know (list of intense gore sites) and also the SCP Foundation."

Yeah man. For sure the same category.
— Oct 08, 2026 05:06PM Add a comment
rekt

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 67% done with Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery
White authors stop casually butchering Native mythos for works set in America challenge. Difficulty apparently set to "completely impossible."
— Oct 08, 2026 07:26AM Add a comment
Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 54% done with Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery
Things are going too well to be only halfway through this book.
— Oct 04, 2026 07:08AM Add a comment
Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 41% done with Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery
The Wild Folk are such a weird little group. Can't quite figure them out.

Feel bad for Abitha, but also, you're the one who made a deal with a forest spirit. Kind of guaranteed that he's, ya know, wild and dangerous.
— Oct 02, 2026 06:11AM Add a comment
Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 17% done with Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery
Edward is the only puritan I've ever felt bad for. Poor dude. But then, he's fictional, so I guess it makes sense.

Abitha will hopefully keep his advice in mind.
— Sep 25, 2026 05:26PM Add a comment
Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 7% done with Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery
Already very tired of the people surrounding Abitha.
— Sep 24, 2026 07:11AM Add a comment
Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 61% done with The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)
Fuck you, Matt Dinniman.

I got to the heartbreak.
— Sep 12, 2026 07:19AM Add a comment
The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 56% done with The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)
Everytime I tell someone who's already read DCC that I'm on this book, they say "Oh, boy. Have you gotten to the heartbreak yet?"

No. No, I have not.
— Sep 11, 2026 08:50PM Add a comment
The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 47% done with The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)
Ok, there may not be any slow books in this series anymore. A lot happens here very quickly!
— Sep 03, 2026 07:53PM Add a comment
The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 11% done with The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)
I love Prepotente so much. He's becoming my favorite character, and I've seen him maybe 4 times.
— Aug 30, 2026 06:44PM Add a comment
The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 90% done with Monstrilio
M's perspective really gives more insight into how monstrous he is because he apparently hides quite a lot from everyone else.
— Aug 29, 2026 07:13AM Add a comment
Monstrilio

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 66% done with Monstrilio
I guess its just the nature of this kind of story, but the timeskip threw me off a bit. Wish we'd gotten the dad's perspective earlier on, but it's still interesting to see how he's processed everything.
— Aug 27, 2026 07:09AM Add a comment
Monstrilio

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 52% done with The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)
Jesus, I'm barely halfway through, and the craziest shit has already happened. This book is gonna end big.
— Aug 25, 2026 04:04PM Add a comment
The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 23% done with The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)
Oh, man. They've gone from choosing to work with teams they can manually balance to being forced to work with a bunch of useless idiots. I don't know how some of these guys even got to this floor.
— Aug 22, 2026 09:34AM Add a comment
The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 41% done with Monstrilio
The shifting perspectives are used well. It's interesting to see this kind of story from more than just the person who starts it all. It'd be very easy to stay with the grieving mom and make it all way more sympathetic, but having her friends and family go "this is weird and crazy" makes it a little more grounded.
— Aug 22, 2026 09:31AM Add a comment
Monstrilio

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 19% done with Monstrilio
So far, it feels like watching the setup in a horror movie.

"Oh, interesting choice you've made there. You should reconsider immediately."
— Aug 20, 2026 01:38PM Add a comment
Monstrilio

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is on page 200 of 466 of Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)
Crichton is fucking crazy because on the one hand, you have John "I would never help humanity because I won't make as much money" Hammond as the guy everyone tolerates, at best. On the other, you have a programmer who reads comics and drinks Coke, so he's clearly the reason everything goes to shit and people die.

Michael. Mike. Please, man. Just one set of normal characters, I beg of you.
— Aug 15, 2026 07:02PM Add a comment
Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is on page 122 of 466 of Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)
Ok, I see why Malcolm had to be Goldblum. The confidence is unmatched, but he has style.
— Aug 14, 2026 06:58PM Add a comment
Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 91% done with Hamnet
Final stretch. It's tolerable again. Mostly.
— Aug 13, 2026 01:19PM Add a comment
Hamnet

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is on page 59 of 466 of Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)
Someone has informed me that they, in fact, did not know that "raptor" can be a bird of prey either until the very moment I told them about the prologue. So. I'm trying to be kinder to these characters.

Still. It feels like every Crichton book I've ever read relies on a group of otherwise educated people not knowing a piece of knowledge that (to me) barely even counts as trivia.
— Aug 13, 2026 01:12PM Add a comment
Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is on page 339 of 709 of House of Leaves
Put this book down for a long time. There's just...so much of it. There's so much happening on every level. It feels like something you have to digest for a while before you can go back for more.
— Aug 12, 2026 03:06PM Add a comment
House of Leaves

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is on page 11 of 466 of Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)
Halfway through the prologue: Surely she should know what the word "raptor" means.

Then: Wait, does everyone know what "raptor" means *because* of Jurassic Park??

Immediately after than thought: Fucking of course not, we've called birds than since the 1700s.



Idk, I wasn't around in 1990. Maybe nobody knew about hawks at the time.
— Aug 12, 2026 12:56PM Add a comment
Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 71% done with Hamnet
there's so much book left oh my god
— Aug 09, 2026 08:08PM Add a comment
Hamnet

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is on page 162 of 232 of Fabulous Bodies
Poppy has grown on me, and Tingle is still great at making classic twists enjoyable.
— Aug 08, 2026 06:07PM Add a comment
Fabulous Bodies

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 50% done with Hamnet
Wow, this book is very long to all be written that way. It's gotten pretty old by now.
— Aug 06, 2026 05:25AM Add a comment
Hamnet

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is on page 30 of 232 of Fabulous Bodies
Tingle once again makes a character that pulls me in, but so far, I don't like her very much.
— Aug 05, 2026 07:40PM Add a comment
Fabulous Bodies

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 72% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)
I really like Katia. I like most of the other allied crawlers too, but I worry Carl's setting himself up to be either heartbroken or betrayed.
— Aug 05, 2026 11:45AM Add a comment
The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is 45% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)
Donut is so incredibly "teenage girl with a divorced dad" coded. She makes me so emotional.

Carl is insane, but they're definitely making him look even crazier.

Really hope he's getting all of these people as allies and not setting himself up to be betrayed.
— Aug 04, 2026 07:46PM Add a comment
The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

Alyx W.
Alyx W. is on page 15 of 532 of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)
OK, this book is bigger than the last. Considering that and the design of this level, I'm a little concerned for them...
— Aug 03, 2026 03:09PM Add a comment
The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

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