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‘Showtunes’ OH LARKINNNN SUE SYLVESTER CLOCKED YOU SO HARD. ‘It doesnt mean ur gay….it just means your AWFUL’

I actually feel bad for O’Halloran bc if i was surrounded by a cast of the most insufferable gay people known to man id put myself in the damn refrigerator instead.

Lets play a drinking game called ‘take a shot every time Hadrian is mentioned in a book thats not about him. Ill go first!’ 🥂 …oh wait im dead on page 5 whoops!

Ok so we r evolving. Instead of the typical mafia stereotype we get evil catholic nurse stereotype instead. Dont say CS poe never gave u nothing Ladies and Gentlemen

It finally dawned on me that Ira is irish catholic…C S Poe…pls do not do this.

‘This is cute, isn't it? They're calling it cottagecore.
Larkin immediately said, "It's very popular with lesbians.

IM IN ACTUAL TEARS mlm and wlw solidarity at its finest

Doyle throwing salt over his left shoulder oml I AM BOTH HEARING AND SEEING MY PEOPLE THIS IS LOVELY

Perfect man turns out to be a Mets fan alright everyone lats pack it in for the day thats a wrap. Nope im done.

35 years….hmmm and how long did Iras boss say hes been working with child cases?? 33. Right right….there was no reason to bring up retirement unless it was to give an accurate timeline plus the guy is part of the nypd as larkin surmised. If im right ill be insufferable abt this. Detective Bailey im onto you…

Take a shot every time Larkin cries id be dead in a ditch rn but honestly if this was my life id be worse.

Doyle sliding down the banister of a school stairwell and helping Larkin down the last two steps like a gentleman oh my god ladies and gentlemen chivalry is NOT dead

This is what happens when u have a threesome

‘IT WAS TUESDAY, May 19, 4:57 p.m., and there was a body in a blue IKEA tote bag.’

*cue looking around my room at all of my blue IKEA tote bags*🧍‍♀️

Fucking fire reveal btw

As someone who also has to sift through property records for my job Larkin…good fucking luck there bud

I am not normal about Ira being 39 at all omfg someone euthanize me PLEASE.

This entire reading can be summed up by the bratz girl emoji where she is maniacally smiling and it’s all because Doyle is described at every given opportunity as the single most sexiest man alive

ITS RICKY. IM CALLING IT. ITS RICKY

The blond man is a in a situation. Again. And the author needs to stop describing Larkin and Doyles height difference or else im going to do smth wildly embarrassing

TARIEL LEAVEEEE HERR YOU ARE A VICTIMMMMMM

Damn Palamedes i did not respect ur hustle at first but damn, ok im locked in now.

Avtandil sighing at the two bums i CANT😭😭😭. Nesta-Darejan lowkey nothing special u guys move onnnn

Rip chapter 2 Laurent pov you HAVE and WILL forever be missed. ‘Idk how these rumors get started…’ U KNOW DAMN WELL U LITTLE RAT!!!

‘Hows ur shoulder?’ would have had me leaving the country and changing my government name

Jord is actually the og ride or die

Take a shot every time Tariel cries and faints. Thats a drinking game thats sure to get the job done quickly.

*insert meme of guy leaning forward in his chair about to lock in.*

Quite frankly this only makes me like Harrow more…

We got a shoulder touch and intense eye contact halfway through yall this is NOTTTT a drill!!

The concept of Jord and Nikandros…sometimes my genius…it generates gravity (top gear reference). Steven hawking couldnt even come up with this level of peak.