Elissiya’s Reviews > Kings Rising > Status Update

My bf and I dont fight, we mourn the loss of his dead brother by swinging deadly swords at one another until he wins

‘Hows ur shoulder’ Line so good his bf had to steal it

‘Another inch and you rule two kingdoms’ oml only gay french people could be this dramatic and have an audience

‘Im glad you two are friends’ JORD IS THE ULTIMATE INSTIGATOR. Brother u just said sorry to your dead situationships parents and then ur going over to your bosses fling to say THAT? How bold…

LMFAO i forgot Vannes has a front row seat to this buffoonery oh my god these yap sessions between her and Laurent in that camp actually go crazy

‘WHEN YOU GO LOW, I GO LOWERR’ oh my god out cunting eachother stride for stride

‘Give me ur best friends land and MAYBEEEEE ill let you hit’ oh my god hes actually so evil i love him.

Rip chapter 2 Laurent pov you HAVE and WILL forever be missed. ‘Idk how these rumors get started…’ U KNOW DAMN WELL U LITTLE RAT!!!

Jord is actually the og ride or die

The concept of Jord and Nikandros…sometimes my genius…it generates gravity (top gear reference). Steven hawking couldnt even come up with this level of peak.