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Imagine receiving a life sentence and the prison doctor yassifies you before you’ve even been assigned a cell

Revelation read. Hard as hell can’t even lie. Apocrypha time.

1 John read. 2 John read. 3 John read. Jude read. We are back baby

When you’re split between your wife and your boyfriend

“He opened his eyes and the blackness was lifted from them.” That’s literally just how blinking works.

Hebrews read. James read. 1 Peter read.

1 Thessalonians, 2 Thessalonians, 1 Timothy, 2 Timothy, Titus, and Philemon read.

Ephesians read. Philippians read. Colossians read.

1 Corinthians read. 2 Corinthians read. Galatians read.

Acts read. Romans read.

It’s Shelobin time

Would love to hear Sméagol’s thoughts on the Epstein client list.

Dang Sméagol went his whole life never trying tater tots :(

Paradiso finished.

I’m only through the first part right now but I gotta say the pacing on this book is so much better than the first. A lot less talking about shit and a lot more questing and killing things. Very entertaining. Also Gandalf has insane aura in this one. Like Clint Eastwood in Fistful of Dollars kinda aura.

Man what I wouldn’t give to smoke on that real pipe weed in the year 1017. I just know that it would be a healing experience.

I know we’re at war and stuff but man they be profiling the shit out of orcs. Like racist as hell. I don’t think it’s really fair to assume that all orcs enjoy killing and pillaging. I’m sure some orcs really enjoy a nice evening in with a book or maybe some gardening. Idk it just doesn’t seem fair.