Andrew’s Reviews > The Two Towers Collector's Edition: Being the Second Part of The Lord of the Rings: A Special Collector's Edition of the Epic Masterpiece. A Must-Have for Any Tolkien Reader's Library > Status Update
Andrew
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I know we’re at war and stuff but man they be profiling the shit out of orcs. Like racist as hell. I don’t think it’s really fair to assume that all orcs enjoy killing and pillaging. I’m sure some orcs really enjoy a nice evening in with a book or maybe some gardening. Idk it just doesn’t seem fair.
— Jun 28, 2025 08:34AM
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Andrew
is on page 292 of 352
Would love to hear Sméagol’s thoughts on the Epstein client list.
— Jul 16, 2025 07:49AM
Andrew
is on page 272 of 352
Dang Sméagol went his whole life never trying tater tots :(
— Jul 15, 2025 01:54AM
Andrew
is on page 192 of 352
I’m only through the first part right now but I gotta say the pacing on this book is so much better than the first. A lot less talking about shit and a lot more questing and killing things. Very entertaining. Also Gandalf has insane aura in this one. Like Clint Eastwood in Fistful of Dollars kinda aura.
— Jul 05, 2025 07:58AM
Andrew
is on page 147 of 352
Man what I wouldn’t give to smoke on that real pipe weed in the year 1017. I just know that it would be a healing experience.
— Jul 02, 2025 08:50AM
