Andrew’s Reviews > The Two Towers Collector's Edition: Being the Second Part of The Lord of the Rings: A Special Collector's Edition of the Epic Masterpiece. A Must-Have for Any Tolkien Reader's Library > Status Update

It’s Shelobin time

Dang Sméagol went his whole life never trying tater tots :(

I’m only through the first part right now but I gotta say the pacing on this book is so much better than the first. A lot less talking about shit and a lot more questing and killing things. Very entertaining. Also Gandalf has insane aura in this one. Like Clint Eastwood in Fistful of Dollars kinda aura.

Man what I wouldn’t give to smoke on that real pipe weed in the year 1017. I just know that it would be a healing experience.

I know we’re at war and stuff but man they be profiling the shit out of orcs. Like racist as hell. I don’t think it’s really fair to assume that all orcs enjoy killing and pillaging. I’m sure some orcs really enjoy a nice evening in with a book or maybe some gardening. Idk it just doesn’t seem fair.