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When Althea is your favorite character and Brashen isn’t even that bad… my poor baby wintrow put him pack in the church

Kennit is kind of kaz brekker… I love the pirate vibes !!! Idk why everyone hates Brashen SO much… but get him Althea!

Girl what even is a sea serpent. Let’s discuss. Brashen is cool… I guess. I LOVE Althea and wintrow!

Who else is so excited…?

That wasn’t a riddle! I feel so bad for gollum… I fear this book isn’t making me insane like the Farseer trilogy

I would hate to be Bilbo but I’m not gonna lie he’s sort of dumb as rocks

Bilbo Baggins is my spirit animal tbh

You were just a baby… you didn’t know any better. FITZ IS DUMB AS ROCKS! Nothing in that head. In my future, I want the fool to be sitting in the corner! Just like how Fitz dreamed it. I’m putting the fool in my dragon :)

The Fitz and the Fool aren’t fooling anybody… “The Fool is a woman and she is in love with you,” Well… half of that sentence is correct. The main plot is kinda confusing but I’m just gonna move on with my life.

I hear Nettles by Ethel Cain every time I turn a page, is that a normal thing? “To love me is to suffer me”

I chugged a redbull an hour ago so I could read more and nothing even happened. Starling my queen! Missing the fool so bad. Lady Patience could save me right now. The only person making this worth reading rn is STARLING. And Shiverly is dead

“Calm down, we’re all a family!” “She has a family, she’s a MOTHER!” Talking to you, FitzChivalry Farseer… I can’t he’s just a baby

This far in and he’s still a loser. Not in a bad way but like he’s always losing. STILL A BUM!

I’m depressed. Also- my copy of the book is like a hundred pages longer than the version on Goodreads so the percentage isn’t really accurate

I’m literally so scared… I don’t know what I’m getting myself into

What’s happening to the fool is sickening… even worse is what’s going on between Fitz and the fool…

Kettricken is my QUEEN! also I need Molly to leave Fitz… RIP Burrich you would’ve loved Good Luck Babe…

When I catch you regal, regal when I catch you… can verity come back pls… and chade is making me mad ONCE AGAIN

Fitz is so… Concerning to me. He messes everything up with Molly :/ can’t handle a girl like her I guess

Fitz is so… optimistic! Also love how Verity just does not care…. The fool is speaking in tongues again… and Molly is being a queen as always, Fitz unfumbled her

Fitz can’t do anything right bro. He’s fumbling in all directions- Molly, the Fool, Lady Patience, Burrich, it’s kind of sad. I think his mom dropped him on his head as a kid because he’s so stubborn and kind of stupid :(

I swear Fitz is going through it every page of this. Dogs- dead. Father- dead. Mother- gave him away. Him- depressed. Kind of adoptive father- trying his best. The king- training him to be his assassin. The fool- saying some random stuff. AND FITZ ISN’T EVEN HIS NAME. HE DOESN’T HAVE A NAME.

Bellamy is a jerk to Clarke and Kass Morgan doesn’t know how to write a book

Fitz is my baby and I want to give him a hug :(

Aaron Warner is making me so mad

Finished reading “rumble fish” by S.E Hinton but I haven’t wrapped my mind around it yet. I know there’s a deeper meaning behind the ending but I haven’t dug deep enough I guess.

Just finished reading the outsiders, finished it all in about 4 hours. It’s a hell of a book, is all I’m going to say.

Books I’ve reread recently (I do read)
-Caraval
-the hunger games
-catching fire
-looking for Alaska
-the screaming staircase
-shadow and bone

I do read, but I’ve just been re-reading Lockwood and co. So I can finish the series finally. (I haven’t made it past the second book)

Trying to read more classics <3