Zoe’s Reviews > Assassin's Quest > Status Update

You were just a baby… you didn’t know any better. FITZ IS DUMB AS ROCKS! Nothing in that head. In my future, I want the fool to be sitting in the corner! Just like how Fitz dreamed it. I’m putting the fool in my dragon :)

The Fitz and the Fool aren’t fooling anybody… “The Fool is a woman and she is in love with you,” Well… half of that sentence is correct. The main plot is kinda confusing but I’m just gonna move on with my life.

I hear Nettles by Ethel Cain every time I turn a page, is that a normal thing? “To love me is to suffer me”

I chugged a redbull an hour ago so I could read more and nothing even happened. Starling my queen! Missing the fool so bad. Lady Patience could save me right now. The only person making this worth reading rn is STARLING. And Shiverly is dead

“Calm down, we’re all a family!” “She has a family, she’s a MOTHER!” Talking to you, FitzChivalry Farseer… I can’t he’s just a baby

This far in and he’s still a loser. Not in a bad way but like he’s always losing. STILL A BUM!

I’m literally so scared… I don’t know what I’m getting myself into