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Fitz can’t do anything right bro. He’s fumbling in all directions- Molly, the Fool, Lady Patience, Burrich, it’s kind of sad. I think his mom dropped him on his head as a kid because he’s so stubborn and kind of stupid :(

— Dec 28, 2025 05:54PM

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Zoe is on page 570 of 675

What’s happening to the fool is sickening… even worse is what’s going on between Fitz and the fool…

— Jan 19, 2026 03:09PM

Zoe is on page 510 of 675

Kettricken is my QUEEN! also I need Molly to leave Fitz… RIP Burrich you would’ve loved Good Luck Babe…

— Jan 19, 2026 09:18AM

Zoe is on page 421 of 675

When I catch you regal, regal when I catch you… can verity come back pls… and chade is making me mad ONCE AGAIN

— Jan 17, 2026 10:10PM

Zoe is on page 350 of 675

Fitz is so… Concerning to me. He messes everything up with Molly :/ can’t handle a girl like her I guess

— Jan 12, 2026 09:34PM

Zoe is on page 310 of 675

Fitz is so… optimistic! Also love how Verity just does not care…. The fool is speaking in tongues again… and Molly is being a queen as always, Fitz unfumbled her

— Jan 02, 2026 07:30PM