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6 days mmmmAGHHHH

I’m out of audiobook hours this is hell

Oh awesome we’re using that word

There’s just something so vile about anatomy being called “my thing” or “his thing”. I know SHE is trying to make it sound childish but I think just saying the word would be so much less gross

Yes omg this is EXACTLY how therapy for children that have been sexually abused works 😍😍😍 omg so accurate poor JT

I’m so early in this and it’s so obviously fake ohhhh my god people are stupid

“No tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.”

“Because you look more like me than I can ever remember looking.” Oh I’m sick

“It’s just a flesh wound, flesh and silicone.”

HOLY UNRELIABLE NARRATOR HELLO???

Good for her

TRANSCEPTION OMG OMG OMG

No spoilers but my previous question was answered oh my god????

Wait OMG is it Brandie or Evie I just got whiplash

SHES A DOLL USING THE WORD DOLL USING DOLL IN CONTEXT OMG OMG OMG

Love how “Daisy” is just Fem!Narrator from Fight Club in how she describes stuff she’s so cool

Hearing this read from a fem voice briefly made me forget this was Palahniuk then this chapter and the incredibly adverse reaction to Shane’s diagnosis brought me back. Protect queer art

Hey so I’m realizing my ideas about drugs are completely wrong because this is deliberate met writing???

“George was amazed by how flimsy his kingdom had been. One person had brought the thing tumbling down.”

Disneyland is so oddly specific what’s up with that

Oh MULTIPLE shit chapters

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