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It’s a bad idea to punch someone for their wrongdoings if you’re a famous person just think about the media backlash.
What you need to do is sprinkle grass seeds on their carpet and pour some water on it.
Wait maybe two weeks, then giggle to yourself like a maniac and have a cupcake, because you deserve that.
But no. Xavier wasn’t that creative.

Somehow I don’t get along with the book. We’re not friends.

What is the thing with the guys being CEOs of alcohol companies? Like ,oh my dad has a beer empire’
And the next:
‘Well I make the best Vodka in the world- there are even special editions’
Like???

I don’t want to continue reading. Because if I stop reading I can stay in that world forever and I’m never done with it. I don’t want to gooooooooooo.

What the f does ‘categorically male’ supposed to mean?

I can’t. My brain cant keep up. Okay yes it can but my poor heart can’t.
Go reading they said. It’s so relaxing they said.

Wtf what the heck is GOING ON HERE?

THAT LITTE PIECE OF-
WHY ARENT YOU STAYING DEAD???

I need to calm down.

Currently listening to the audiobooks. I missed this world

Why is everyone here cutting their hair off? Whats up with that?

“Did she shoot you again?”

KENJI- you did NOT

“Who says you can’t be cute and kick ass at the same time? I do it every day.”

KENJI THE QUEEN YOU ARE