Mabs’s Reviews > King of Sloth > Status Update

It’s a bad idea to punch someone for their wrongdoings if you’re a famous person just think about the media backlash.
What you need to do is sprinkle grass seeds on their carpet and pour some water on it.
Wait maybe two weeks, then giggle to yourself like a maniac and have a cupcake, because you deserve that.
But no. Xavier wasn’t that creative.

Somehow I don’t get along with the book. We’re not friends.

What is the thing with the guys being CEOs of alcohol companies? Like ,oh my dad has a beer empire’
And the next:
‘Well I make the best Vodka in the world- there are even special editions’
Like???