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This is really nice so far, but whats this thing with them breaking their necks? Like are they sitting on a horse together, or doing yoga?
First: her head is against his back, but she looks in the sky (I’m thinking back to back here)
But then: she takes the reins? (Breaking her arms too I see)
Bonus: she rests her chin on his shoulder (?)
And: she usually sits in front of him on the horse. Make it make sense.

I love this, simple as that

Why did the MMC (Hades) need to have long hair? Now I can’t help but picture him as Severus Snape 😭

It’s a bad idea to punch someone for their wrongdoings if you’re a famous person just think about the media backlash.
What you need to do is sprinkle grass seeds on their carpet and pour some water on it.
Wait maybe two weeks, then giggle to yourself like a maniac and have a cupcake, because you deserve that.
But no. Xavier wasn’t that creative.

Somehow I don’t get along with the book. We’re not friends.

What is the thing with the guys being CEOs of alcohol companies? Like ,oh my dad has a beer empire’
And the next:
‘Well I make the best Vodka in the world- there are even special editions’
Like???

I don’t want to continue reading. Because if I stop reading I can stay in that world forever and I’m never done with it. I don’t want to gooooooooooo.

What the f does ‘categorically male’ supposed to mean?