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i forgive u, jude.

i think i need to bite off jude bellingham's legs with my teeth.

he is sooo corny but I can't help but love it

he's supposed to be 25 ??????

my prof gave me this book when we were talking abt my masters!! it makes me feel loved and acknowledged + I can read it and draw attention to myself at my desk at work muhahah ❤️ it features my king Victor Turner ❗️❗️(but unfortunately i HATE a specific take the author is discussing LOOL)

I hope glen duncan knows that 50% of his recent readers (just me) now recognize his work as a bastardization of jim butcher's series. cry me a river, glen!!!

good news! i was gonna reread harry potter but turns out this series has like 18 books spanning the last 26 years! yay me!

its good so far and am actually really enjoying it....i dont think im the target audience but i did go to a metal concert with sarah and enjoyed it so this is the year of trying new things i guess.

hmmm ok...

i wish this was read by hugh laurie :/

the way everything is slowly coming together yet getting nowhere reminds me of the woman power scene in avengers during the battle. we all loved it the first time in IW so they made the same scene again in endgame but it was useless cause captain marvel comes in and breaks the mothership in half, so like what even is the point if she's so strong, she could do it herself??? wanda could have too?! #JUSTICE 4 NATASHA !!

i dont care about this book enough to be absolutely clueless,,,, and im clueless enough that every time they "reveal" something i am pleasantly shocked and excited to see what happens.

ANYTHING but reading glen duncan's trilogy of misery and hatred

shout out to sarah ❤️ this is so fun so far !!!!

TERRIFYING discover friends,,,, i have no idea what is going on and i cant in good or bad spirits consider this series done until i can write a book report on it... back to square one 😭😭😭😭🙏

i went into the same goodwill where i found TWO alternate verisons of the secret history looking for this book and not only did i find it,,,, I found the SEQUEL! god is good, but goodwill is better and thats on god.

this "book" has been "unfortunately" taken away by libby.

man idk what im doing here

this is definitely NOT the book im supposed be reading,,,,,,i got confused LOL i was supposed to read not in love oops... and im upset about it too cause this book is ticking me off !!! I wish I was reading stormfront but i was too late to do my libby hack :/

i only want to do three things
1. go to my job that i love
2. play village and people manager/sim games
3. read this book.

happy to say this is amazing so far

this is embarrassing but to read this one i copied and pasted the story the night before into my notes app (from reddit 😪) and my samsung has this thing that can convert notes into an audio file and so now its a janky diy audio book in like 20 30-minute parts that i can listen to at work 👍

why doesnt anyone understand that me writing 5364 words for a 2500 word limit essay shows my enthusiasm and passion for writing and academia instead of my inability to limit, paraphrase, and stay focussed on the topic at hand !!!

what the hell, sure

i cringe when i read it, I cant read more than 5 pages per the hour, and I have no idea what is happening.

"So yessi- why dont u just stop?" great question. I have suffered through the other books in this series in the last THREE years and need to see it thru or the crops will die and birds will fall from the sky. and guess what?? i tried cheating but there is no summary CAUSE NO ONE HAS READ THIS GARBAGE EXCEPT ME

i was reading this with claire, but claire hates me and wont update goodreads... just like letterboxd!!!!

glad to see my man foucault is getting mentioned on the mains by THREE (3) of y'all -for all my baby girls: i see your foucault comments, ladies and they make me smile. im lurking and im stalking

y'all this book gave me a feeling ive only ever felt twice in my life. and its NOT a good one :( im sooo scared

friends, not to vent on goodreads, but i dont think i can read this one- its putting me in a really weird headspace??? mom pick me up im scared

local celebrity Seraphina is in my class and i really wanna talk to her but this class always has a half an hour of writing a prompt that usually comes from this book- during the writing period she leaves and sits on the tables outside and doesnt come back. i know this bc ive gone out twice to get a coffee since i do my prompts before class and shes always there but im always so shy to say hi cause like what do i say