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Survival tip #109 Break when you need to. Preferably in the arms of a gorgeous man.

That’s what he is, I realize. Unfeeling, untouchable, beautiful art. And I can stare at him all day but, really, he’s never going to look back.

Despite my resolve to walk away, it’s his kindness—as much as the cheese—that makes me pause.


Baited by cheese? I feel this 🤣

What do you want from me? Nothing.

Meet
me
in
my
dreams.

I hate mornings. The world is quieter without the sun.

I just wanted to find a nice, unbelievably hot man who couldn’t keep his hands off me but also wanted to buy me things and cook for me and loved my best friend as much as I did and spent his free time sketching alluring and flattering portraits of me from memory.


🤣🤣🤣

Is it possible for a heart to break but still beat?

🥵🥵🥵

Well, well, well — things are heating up 👀🥵

Just breathe, Little Ember. I am home.

I dated exactly one man with a big truck and decided quickly that if you date one, you have dated them all.

🤣

“You should have let me fall. It would have hurt less.”

Oof