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I just wanted to find a nice, unbelievably hot man who couldn’t keep his hands off me but also wanted to buy me things and cook for me and loved my best friend as much as I did and spent his free time sketching alluring and flattering portraits of me from memory.


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Is it possible for a heart to break but still beat?

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Well, well, well — things are heating up 👀🥵

Just breathe, Little Ember. I am home.

I dated exactly one man with a big truck and decided quickly that if you date one, you have dated them all.

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“You should have let me fall. It would have hurt less.”

Oof

B Is For Boyfriend (And Butt-Fucking)

🤣🤣🤣 what a chapter title lololol

“We’re not done. We’ll never be done. Me and you, we don’t have an ending.”

“Go ahead, baby. Fight it all you want.” He pulled me closer to whisper in my ear, “Reluctantly mine is still mine.”

I didn’t have the words. I didn’t even have the thoughts. What I had was a paradigm shifting inside my body in real time.

I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS

So, you’re safe here, huh? This is your home? Your husband? It’s all very...linen and grace.