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me? a month and a half behind my reading goal for this? more likely than u would think

- i hate pierre sm more in his cringefail philanthropist era
- rostov is who pierre thinks he is now
- confirmed firsthand this is absolutely just tsarist fanfiction
-nesvitsky gentle parenting retail worker rep we need in the world ❤️
- natasha realest woman to ever live
- "one can kill, and steal, and still be happy..."

i ❤️ the greyjoys they're so stupid as hell

gideon achieving new and undiscovered levels of haunting the narrative rn

why are u gaslighting me rn??

pg 297: end of vol. 1
-so much war
-pierre's tomfoolery never ends
-wait is this shit just tsar fanfiction?
-w/rostov self insert??
-rostov wants that emperussy badd
-is andreich a tsundere?
-denisov: "haha u want the tsar so bad bro LMFAOO"
rostov: "don't joke about the truth."
-COUNT TOLSTOY SELF INSERT?
-<3 the existentialist tones surrounding prince andrei's near death experience
-"little insignificant napoleon"

random drop of nicks treatise on the loss of soul and human connection under the technological revolution was a fun surprise

is this mf a tsundere

some takeaways so far
- war!
- it is very important to tolstoy that we are aware of exactly how juicy and moist nesvitsky's mouth is
-prince andrei? more like prince andr-gay the way this man is moving around captain tushkin
-everyone is going a bit mad as they realize just how miserable and stupid war is. particularly enjoy where we're headed with rostov-the dawning horror of realizing everything he gave up for THIS

"When you have lived your life within the greatest empire of your time, it is hard to believe it will end. You think it is a thing of permanence, of immutability. It's existence contested but never truly threatened. And even if they did believe... If enough of the Hierarchy truly believed that in order to save the world, they had to stop using what let them rule it?"

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veridius, staring at the massive fucking wild wolf that's about to be tromping around the country: "just keep a low profile, vis"

100 pages in. lots of talk about war. some people would prefer peace. pierre needs to lock tf in

genuinely so cruel and fucked up and evil to me specifically to introduce two different worlds where vis doesn't know about callidus, and then show how to raise the dead in one of them A CHAPTER AFTER THE FUNERAL????

yeah we're doing this.

nelly truther till I die

picturing the narrator staring at traffic going past like 👉🥺👈

in this house a man doesn't 'speak'; he ejaculates like a good honest christian man.

girl and the situationship she soulbonded with eight years ago cannot get over one another

chomsky the GOAT

finally starting yearly austen read

finally starting my yearly austen read

reading this makes my head spin

boo patrick beta-man 👎👎

peter :(

still not beating the fanfiction allegations

no don't, don't cut my hair, ned loves my hair

FUCK YOUUUU FUCK OFF YOU DUMB IDIOT NO NO.

worst part is she made it so fucking obvious you could see it coming from a country mile away. you just had to sit there for a healing journey through hundreds of pages KNOWING how that shit was going to end. HANYA WYD

been waiting all book for willem and jude to do some gay shit but now that it's here all I feel is doom and dread

lowk understanding the torture porn allegations rn. stop it. leave my boy alone

the hoes are suspiciously happy rn. might cry