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picturing the narrator staring at traffic going past like 👉🥺👈

in this house a man doesn't 'speak'; he ejaculates like a good honest christian man.

girl and the situationship she soulbonded with eight years ago cannot get over one another

chomsky the GOAT

finally starting yearly austen read

finally starting my yearly austen read

reading this makes my head spin

boo patrick beta-man 👎👎

peter :(

still not beating the fanfiction allegations

no don't, don't cut my hair, ned loves my hair

FUCK YOUUUU FUCK OFF YOU DUMB IDIOT NO NO.

worst part is she made it so fucking obvious you could see it coming from a country mile away. you just had to sit there for a healing journey through hundreds of pages KNOWING how that shit was going to end. HANYA WYD

been waiting all book for willem and jude to do some gay shit but now that it's here all I feel is doom and dread

lowk understanding the torture porn allegations rn. stop it. leave my boy alone

the hoes are suspiciously happy rn. might cry

:(

"I'll take care of it, Luke said. And because he said it instead of her I knew he meant kill. That is what you have to do before you kill, I thought. You have to create an it, where none was before. You do that first, in your head, and then you make it real. So that's how they do it, I thought. I seemed never to have known that before."

theo decker you are so full of shit

tour guide for life rn

THEO WYD???

horrified

theo wyd

sometimes you just need to listen to a woman be angry

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missing my little rodent theon

the library autoreturned it noooo