Lucy Li > Recent Status Updates

My New Year’s resolution is to find a fake billionaire bf who buys my fav coffee shop and reserve my special table just so I can go there everyday to finish my dissertation paper

No but fr is there a club in nyc that is frequently visited by tech CEOs bc I wanna be there

Carrie would’ve been a Rep stan

Jack Draper I hope u never felt that pressure

Is this a sign for me to get a billionaire fake bf if I want to blow up as an influencer?

The only thing stopping me from finishing this in one sitting is i don’t want my eyes to be swollen from crying

I am only 15percent in but my eyes are already swollen from crying

Not tolerating the Idahoans slander ✋

What in the Christian Grey is this

Do nerds actually date each other? Asking for a friend 🤓

This is literally straight up porn, not sure how it got published

Just in time for Jeff bezo’s weddinh

Accidentally stumbled upon a how-to manual for my non-existent dating life

Not to be judgmental, why would anyone think would be a good idea to marry a philosopher? (Prove me wrong)

I am sorry but men should not be allowed to text in all small caps

Desperately needing a palette cleanser
Also can author stop writing about how MMC instantly falls in love with the fmc just bc how she looks? Like I can promise you that pretty much never happens irl unless you are Margot Robbie

I don’t know how to feel, or how I should feel so I don’t get canceled lol

I am not sure if I am enjoying this

Morally gray & fake grumpy MMC? I can do this all day long 😤

Feels a bit too personal when MMC says my name in the smut scenes

Is this play about me??
Jk we just have the same name

I need people who have experienced this type of connection come to the front, I would like a word

These are the people that should have kids so the world has more decent human beings