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Didn’t realize Steph curry has that many fan girls who write fanfics about him

close enough, welcome back Colleen Hoover

Oh to be playing tennis with a hot European man at a lake como private estate right now 😭

For the first time I have to say that’s little too much smut for me, like guys have some conversations plz

I love teachers, but after this, i don’t want to read another book where the MMC is a teacher, I am sorry, i can’t anymore

I wonder what an alien baddie looks like?

My New Year’s resolution is to find a fake billionaire bf who buys my fav coffee shop and reserve my special table just so I can go there everyday to finish my dissertation paper

No but fr is there a club in nyc that is frequently visited by tech CEOs bc I wanna be there

Carrie would’ve been a Rep stan

Jack Draper I hope u never felt that pressure

Is this a sign for me to get a billionaire fake bf if I want to blow up as an influencer?

The only thing stopping me from finishing this in one sitting is i don’t want my eyes to be swollen from crying

I am only 15percent in but my eyes are already swollen from crying

Not tolerating the Idahoans slander ✋

What in the Christian Grey is this

Do nerds actually date each other? Asking for a friend 🤓

This is literally straight up porn, not sure how it got published

Just in time for Jeff bezo’s weddinh

Accidentally stumbled upon a how-to manual for my non-existent dating life

Not to be judgmental, why would anyone think would be a good idea to marry a philosopher? (Prove me wrong)

I am sorry but men should not be allowed to text in all small caps

Desperately needing a palette cleanser
Also can author stop writing about how MMC instantly falls in love with the fmc just bc how she looks? Like I can promise you that pretty much never happens irl unless you are Margot Robbie

I don’t know how to feel, or how I should feel so I don’t get canceled lol