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I will go back and 1 star your book if you brag about being a shitty person. You don’t belong in the queer spaces you actively seek to destroy.

I’ve waited so long for this book. Nothing, not even the real world, could pry it from my hands. Prepare to be sick of me

He’s punching televisions because his boyfriend’s childhood BFF has a crush on him? He’s known his “boyfriend” for 8 weeks. Thank goodness he’s rich because I cannot imagine the amount of money he spends on home repairs caused by insecurity 🤪

You ever read a book that makes you feel like it shaved years off your life? I really need to start DNFing more.

I…do not have a good feeling. I also do not like Gaël.
Its giving slight Saltburn vibes honestly 🫥

wait WHAT? What happened to hi? Hello? My name is?
We’re 6 pages in and I have been stunned. I was not expecting that 🫥

You’re kidding me. Absolutely, positively, f*cking kidding me.

Sobbing. I’m literally sobbing.

Yall just let me walk right into that pain huh? Didn’t say a thing. Okay. Cool. 😭😭😭😭

If ANYTHING happens to Adam I will revolt.

The fact that this book is going to have even one iota of conflict makes me want to cry. Why can’t we all just be happy and live in a world where there is no third act conflict. 😭😭😭

Why does every book feel mid right now? I want excitement and instead all I get are authors living in a fantasy land where bisexuality doesn’t exist and everyone is a daddy/dom. 😭

Take two. DNF’d it last year but I guess I’ll give it another go.

I feel like I’m reading God if Fury lite and I cannot explain it.

I feel like I’m reading God of Fury lite.

This is going to be the cutest and nerdiest thing I’ve ever read and I’m here for it.

If the conflict in a book could easily be resolved by a single text message, I’m no longer interested. Be so for real right now. 🙄

I’m too far in. I will not DNF but I’ve never been so bored. 😴 😭

You know that meme where the dude is poking something with a stick and says “Come on. Do something”? That’s how I feel. It’s been 45 pages of small town gossip. 🫥

At this point, I hope Ryan stubs his toe on every piece of furniture he walks by. If I DNF this (which I’m considering) it will be solely because of Ryan.

This is why I can only read one Emmy book every few months. It’s 4:45pm on a Thursday and I’m sobbing. That’s not cool EMMY. 😭

Oh OKAY. OWWIE. DAMN. 😭😭 I didn’t plan to cry today by Maya had other plans apparently 😭

I’m scared 🫣
(because I hate conflict, not because it’s scary. I’m just dramatic)

I’m smitten. In love. Freakin swoon dude. 🥹

The only time I enjoy a slow burn is when they flirt with each other the entire time. Makes it less slow 🫣🙃

I- uh. What.

The first 5-10 chapters were literal torture but I’m in the thick of it now. I’m fully invested. 🤷🏻‍♀️