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Enough avec les termes de biologie a tout va monsieur enough

Hannah qui se tape toute l’équipe jpp go girl

C’est juste un livre sur un trou

Le psy c’est gratuit sinon

Hermione began to cry. “Why didn't you try not to?”

“I tried," he said. "Of course I tried. And please, don't mistake me. If hunger was adequate proof of love, I would starve at your altar. But you’re here.” Draco flattened his hand over his heart. “You’re always here. I’m always waiting for you.”

“I miss you, Hermione. On weekends. Nights. When I read a passage in a book I think you'd like. When there's some irrelevant, inconsequential thought I feel compelled to say out loud, and you’re not right there. I swear, it’s the most trivial things. I had an atrocious coffee in Soho a few weeks ago, and you were all I could think about for hours.”

A quand on me fait une déclaration comme ça ??

C’est bien et c’est trop drôle mais que c’est longgg

Hermione having ties to Helen of Troy’s Hermione because they’re both of mixed heritage is something I’m willing to consider actually

Not George and Fred being Castor and Pollux and when Pollux dies, Castor asks Zeus to make him immortal (George looses an ear and becomes ‘Saint-like’) and in the end George is the only one to come out of the battle of hogwarts

I’m legit stupid because in 20 years it never occurred to me that ‘’Voldemort’’ was literally ‘’the one who wants to cheat death’’

Andromeda meaning ‘’the courageous one’’ because in the myth she was thrown under the bus by her family and decided to marry despite her family’s wishes omggggg

-(my boy who deserves the world) Theo Nott: ‘’God’s gift to the world’’ (fight me), he’s lonely and doesn’t have a mom and I love him

The Slytherin gang so far:
-Vincent Crabbe: ‘’vanquisher’’ (pun on the fact he dies)
-Gregory Goyle: mindless bodyguard
-Draco Malfoy: dragon, constellation

So far we got:
-My boy Draco being a product of hardcore incést (like spanning milenia)
-5 disinherited Blacks (2 for marrying muggleborns, 1 for being a squib, 1 for literally supporting his nephew financially?? 1 FOR BEING FRIENDS WITH A MUGGLEBORN)
-Flitwick’s name being a whole pun about his height
-everyone having cool names denoting their strengths and weaknesses and then Hermione ‘the ginger’s wife’

Fanon Theo Nott no one will ever understand you as I do

It pisses me off how they clearly don’t seem to even consider that she could be the heir twice over just because she’s a girl

Cho is Phoebe ! (I think!) but then that leaves that Katrina (Kitrina?) girl who I initially thought was Cho. And Luna. Watch me slowly unravel

So far I’ve found everyone except Luna and Cho

Never mind the plot I’m just trying to see if I can guess which Harry Potter character each of these characters are based on

One of the girls got pregnant but children aren’t allowed in the house of god so naturally they tortured her to death

14 pages in and so far we got religious fanatics who mutilate girls to make saints of them because obviously to hear god you need to have your eyes sewn shut and eardrums perforated. And a girl who writes a forbidden diary in her own blood. They’re all psychopaths who like to dole out the most outlandish and disgusting corporeal punishments because torture is their only form of entertainment

Between “someone is screaming. I hope it’s Lourdes.“ and “I was chosen to clean the floor and not to decide on Mariel’s exemplary punishment. It’s rumoured she’ll have to strip naked, that Lourdes is going to stick a needle somewhere in her body. A good lesson. Simple and elegant. I wish I’d thought of it” is any of these girls okay????

‘’It was hardly as if he could open with I ended my betrothal because I realized I couldn’t keep doing what everyone else told me to do. But I also ended it, in very large part, because I can’t stop thinking about how you’ve practically moved into my home, into my head, into the space inside my chest I might tentatively call my fucking heart.’’

Il m’en faut très peu visiblement

This is so fun ngl

“Men are susceptible to all manner of persuasion and insanity where the women they love are concerned’’

I bet they are Draco, I bet they are…

Respecte toi hatori jten supplie

‘’I know that the parts of Anna’s body they could recover are six feet below, as sheltered as can be from the worms and the ruin. But I know that’s not her. Whatever makes us flew from her with only one witness to the moment, someone who should have never known her at all.’’

No because you guys don’t understand: there was a girl roofied at a party and Alex went up to the guy who did it and he called her a bîtch and she called him a rapist and she realises the hypocrisy and stigma around the word. No one batted an eye when he insulted her but when she says the truth (that he’s a rapist) they all gasped in shock??? Insane insane Mrs McGinnis take my money rn