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i’m fucking with it. don’t ask me to spell anything.

🤨

his name is finlay of course he’s a prick

this got me through folding 200+ pizza boxes in a fit of petty rage

oh fuck 🕺🕺

we made it to our destination and there’s 150 pages left… ruh roh raggy

wasn’t expecting all the romance to happen at once but hey i am not gonna complain (get ur man vigga 😋)

the original game of telephone

i don’t know…

✨magic✨

😋

if you only listened to the audiobook you would spell 80% of these words incorrectly

ah yes forbidden magic stone that whispers to you and burns you, let’s put it in a brooch above our heart shall we?

suspicious amount of crocodile mentions going on…

kel if you don’t enjoy that man’s company, I WILL

goddamn it there’s a shortage of lesbian queens who allowed this nonsense

i really do think the perspective shifts make me not want to read this because this book is phenomenal in every other aspect

judas no

me when charges are pressed 😋😋

ryland grace you are bisexual

how do you pronounce that

of course he named his son leo

book within a book turned out to be fictional 😔 i’ve been deceived by bars of immense talent

feeling very much like a rabid dog

my eye twitched when the text said aglionby and the design of the gate said aglioby

kristian you owe hans the best head of his life

goddamn it it’s so good

i think we’re gonna have to kill this guy fluttershy