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how BAD does her cardigan look for percy and harrisford to INSULT it omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

SHIIIITTTTT i knew IT FUCK LMAOOOOOO

i have a feeling this room belongs to harrisford

oh he’s funny lmao

??? ALL HE WANTED WAS BAKED BEANS?????? LIKE WHAT LMAOOOO

not percy calling the other animals “amateurs” ☠️☠️☠️☠️

“He raises his nose, sniffing the air, then wrinkles his lips back in a Flehmen response to taste it.”

OH MY GOD LMAOOO i can totally see and imagine the flehmen response of a cat PLSSSS

STOP LMAOOO NOT PERCY INSULTING HER CARDIGAN TOO

“hairless one” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

how the hell are they bonded omfg percy’s her familiar now???? omfg

omg is the CAT TALKING TO HER telepathically?????

oh she cuts herself….

he just wants his father ye’s love and attention

his father is a prick

“I’ll ace my examinations and come first, and no gutter-born witch from Manchester is going to stop me.”

gutter born is crazy

right, of course he has a father who is cold and unloving and only points out his faults.. well i’m going to see how this relationship is going to turn out

“Good god, she is exasperating.”

thats what you all say when i know damn well whats gonna happen

“She has something stashed beneath her cardigan—an abomination of knitted acrylic if I ever saw one—“

well not everyone can afford a fancy looking one, mr. rich boy especially with daddy’s money ugh

“I have two default emotional states: extreme awkwardness and wretched guilt.”

thats so real

oh.. he has a bearded dragon as a pet

“There is nothing, and I mean nothing, Harrisford would delight in more than witnessing my illustrious downfall. I’ve been his number one nemesis, the stick in his side, for coming on seven years now.”

i dont think he’s much of an asshole to get her reported and expelled.. but maybe he is..

oh i cant do this

oh tho fucking woman irks me. pisses me the fuck off oh my god somebody shoot her

i cannot read this as a cat owner… what do you mean the owner just shoved her cat with her foot away when the cat was seeking comfort omfg

“i grinned goofily and was about to make my way to ellie’s side to sit down when nate grabbed my hand and maneuvered me beside him. i smiled at him and then instantly shivered at the way he was checking me out. finally our eyes met.
‘you look insanely fuckable.”

platonic MY ASSSSSSSSSS

AGAIN. NATE AND OLIVIA JUST PLATONIC??? PLATONIC MY ASS