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zia is 5% done

“There is nothing, and I mean nothing, Harrisford would delight in more than witnessing my illustrious downfall. I’ve been his number one nemesis, the stick in his side, for coming on seven years now.”

i dont think he’s much of an asshole to get her reported and expelled.. but maybe he is..

— Aug 14, 2026 03:26AM

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zia is 12% done

how BAD does her cardigan look for percy and harrisford to INSULT it omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

— Aug 20, 2026 09:32AM

zia is 11% done

SHIIIITTTTT i knew IT FUCK LMAOOOOOO

— Aug 20, 2026 09:31AM

zia is 11% done

i have a feeling this room belongs to harrisford

— Aug 20, 2026 09:28AM

zia is 11% done

oh he’s funny lmao

— Aug 20, 2026 09:23AM

zia is 10% done

— Aug 20, 2026 09:21AM

zia is starting

??? ALL HE WANTED WAS BAKED BEANS?????? LIKE WHAT LMAOOOO

— Aug 20, 2026 09:20AM

zia is 10% done

not percy calling the other animals “amateurs” ☠️☠️☠️☠️

— Aug 20, 2026 09:20AM

zia is 10% done

“He raises his nose, sniffing the air, then wrinkles his lips back in a Flehmen response to taste it.”

OH MY GOD LMAOOO i can totally see and imagine the flehmen response of a cat PLSSSS

— Aug 20, 2026 09:18AM