zia’s Reviews > Strange Familiars > Status Update

he just wants his father ye’s love and attention

his father is a prick

“I’ll ace my examinations and come first, and no gutter-born witch from Manchester is going to stop me.”

gutter born is crazy

“Good god, she is exasperating.”

thats what you all say when i know damn well whats gonna happen

“She has something stashed beneath her cardigan—an abomination of knitted acrylic if I ever saw one—“

well not everyone can afford a fancy looking one, mr. rich boy especially with daddy’s money ugh

“I have two default emotional states: extreme awkwardness and wretched guilt.”

thats so real

oh.. he has a bearded dragon as a pet

“There is nothing, and I mean nothing, Harrisford would delight in more than witnessing my illustrious downfall. I’ve been his number one nemesis, the stick in his side, for coming on seven years now.”

i dont think he’s much of an asshole to get her reported and expelled.. but maybe he is..