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Jacob is on page 20 of The Night of the Hunter

grub me up davis

— Oct 22, 2026 07:07AM Add a comment

Jacob is 50% done with Pumpkin Seeds

fun!

— Oct 19, 2026 03:59PM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 180 of 333 of King of Ashes

incredibly horny at points

— Oct 07, 2026 06:36PM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 75 of 333 of King of Ashes

— Sep 26, 2026 05:03PM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 200 of 312 of Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly

he just keeps repeating “you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice”

— Sep 24, 2026 02:44PM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 168 of 312 of Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly

buhh

— Sep 14, 2026 09:38AM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 24 of 333 of King of Ashes

sorry I was having trouble focusing after he fucks the dommy mommy to take the stress off

— Sep 06, 2026 07:42AM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 75 of 312 of Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly

master chud😭

— Sep 01, 2026 01:40PM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 50 of 312 of Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly

I cooka and saya da r word

— Aug 27, 2026 10:59AM Add a comment

Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation

genuine snooze fest

— Aug 15, 2026 07:44AM Add a comment

Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation

“yeah so that sounds like you made all that up as an excuse for losing your entire crew, man, do you really expect me to believe all that?” -Alkinoos if he wasn’t an idiot

— Aug 13, 2026 10:28AM Add a comment

Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation

spongebob mentioned

— Aug 06, 2026 09:31AM Add a comment

Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation

cry, eat, bicker, repeat for 150 pages

— Aug 05, 2026 10:01AM Add a comment

Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation

I forgot it drags through glass for the first 1/3rd

— Aug 03, 2026 10:26AM Add a comment

Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation

Buncha grown ass men weeping, the conservative mind cannot comprehend compassion

— Jul 28, 2026 06:49PM Add a comment

Jacob is 30% done with A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (The Tales of Dunk and Egg, #1-3)

HEY MAY BE ABLE TO BEST SER DUNCAN THE TALL BUT HAS NO CHANCE AGAINST DUNK FROM FLEA BOTTOM💯

— Jul 22, 2026 11:10AM Add a comment

Jacob is 10% done with A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (The Tales of Dunk and Egg, #1-3)

😁

— Jul 20, 2026 07:46AM Add a comment

Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation

homer simpson

— Jun 17, 2026 09:53AM Add a comment

Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation

how did homer remember all this when he drinks duff beer all day

— Jun 17, 2026 09:51AM Add a comment

Jacob is 65% done with What Kind of Paradise

— May 30, 2026 01:35PM Add a comment

Jacob is 43% done with What Kind of Paradise

joyously unsurprising

— May 28, 2026 02:03PM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 5 of 368 of What Kind of Paradise

okay mr unabomber

— May 26, 2026 01:23PM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 100 of 256 of The Physics of Everyday Things: The Extraordinary Science Behind an Ordinary Day

everything is magnets I guess

— May 12, 2026 10:22AM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 35 of 256 of The Physics of Everyday Things: The Extraordinary Science Behind an Ordinary Day

oh geez it’s boring

— Apr 29, 2026 05:50AM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 290 of 369 of The Martian

legit almost put it down after “pirate-ninjas” but alas we move forward

— Apr 25, 2026 05:05PM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 115 of 369 of The Martian

over exposition in form of millennial dialogue kill me

— Apr 24, 2026 07:41AM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 110 of 369 of The Martian

— Apr 21, 2026 09:38AM Add a comment

Jacob is 52% done with Coffin Moon

huh didn’t see it going that way

— Apr 09, 2026 05:20AM Add a comment

Jacob is on page 25 of 476 of Project Hail Mary

“The butt tube comes right out. Doesn't even hurt.” - Beastmode

— Mar 19, 2026 10:22AM Add a comment

Jacob is 30% done with Piranesi

oh piranesi how intriguing you are

— Mar 10, 2026 11:40AM 1 comment

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