Jacob’s Reviews > The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation > Status Update

genuine snooze fest

“yeah so that sounds like you made all that up as an excuse for losing your entire crew, man, do you really expect me to believe all that?” -Alkinoos if he wasn’t an idiot

spongebob mentioned

cry, eat, bicker, repeat for 150 pages

Buncha grown ass men weeping, the conservative mind cannot comprehend compassion

homer simpson

how did homer remember all this when he drinks duff beer all day