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Jacob is on page 24 of 333 of King of Ashes
sorry I was having trouble focusing after he fucks the dommy mommy to take the stress off
— Sep 06, 2026 07:42AM Add a comment
King of Ashes




Jacob
Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation
“yeah so that sounds like you made all that up as an excuse for losing your entire crew, man, do you really expect me to believe all that?” -Alkinoos if he wasn’t an idiot
— Aug 13, 2026 10:28AM Add a comment
The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation


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Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation
cry, eat, bicker, repeat for 150 pages
— Aug 05, 2026 10:01AM Add a comment
The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation

Jacob
Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation
I forgot it drags through glass for the first 1/3rd
— Aug 03, 2026 10:26AM Add a comment
The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation

Jacob
Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation
Buncha grown ass men weeping, the conservative mind cannot comprehend compassion
— Jul 28, 2026 06:49PM Add a comment
The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation

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Jacob is 30% done with A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (The Tales of Dunk and Egg, #1-3)
HEY MAY BE ABLE TO BEST SER DUNCAN THE TALL BUT HAS NO CHANCE AGAINST DUNK FROM FLEA BOTTOM💯
— Jul 22, 2026 11:10AM Add a comment
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (The Tales of Dunk and Egg, #1-3)



Jacob
Jacob is finished with The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation
how did homer remember all this when he drinks duff beer all day
— Jun 17, 2026 09:51AM Add a comment
The Odyssey: The Fitzgerald Translation


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Jacob is 43% done with What Kind of Paradise
joyously unsurprising
— May 28, 2026 02:03PM Add a comment
What Kind of Paradise

Jacob
Jacob is on page 5 of 368 of What Kind of Paradise
okay mr unabomber
— May 26, 2026 01:23PM Add a comment
What Kind of Paradise



Jacob
Jacob is on page 290 of 369 of The Martian
legit almost put it down after “pirate-ninjas” but alas we move forward
— Apr 25, 2026 05:05PM Add a comment
The Martian

Jacob
Jacob is on page 115 of 369 of The Martian
over exposition in form of millennial dialogue kill me
— Apr 24, 2026 07:41AM Add a comment
The Martian

Jacob
Jacob is on page 110 of 369 of The Martian
— Apr 21, 2026 09:38AM Add a comment
The Martian

Jacob
Jacob is 52% done with Coffin Moon
huh didn’t see it going that way
— Apr 09, 2026 05:20AM Add a comment
Coffin Moon

Jacob
Jacob is on page 25 of 476 of Project Hail Mary
“The butt tube comes right out. Doesn't even hurt.” - Beastmode
— Mar 19, 2026 10:22AM Add a comment
Project Hail Mary

Jacob
Jacob is 30% done with Piranesi
oh piranesi how intriguing you are
— Mar 10, 2026 11:40AM 1 comment
Piranesi

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Jacob is 2% done with Piranesi
kindle dont got page numbers on kirk
— Mar 05, 2026 10:09AM Add a comment
Piranesi



Jacob
Jacob is on page 129 of 304 of Abundance
chapter 3 was just nothingburger central
— Feb 11, 2026 10:46AM Add a comment
Abundance

Jacob
Jacob is 64% done with When the Clock Broke: Con Men, Conspiracists, and How America Cracked Up in the Early 1990s
its just like a bummer, no offense to ganz its just a bummer reading this topic
— Feb 07, 2026 06:39PM Add a comment
When the Clock Broke: Con Men, Conspiracists, and How America Cracked Up in the Early 1990s

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