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Ohhhh he’s Ryan and she’s Shane

“ayyy lmao”

So skroll is buzzfeed and the fmc is about to create buzzfeed unsolved

I read this on wattpad when I was 12. How did I not realize that Oliver Perry is the worst MMC I’ve ever read about

This book is so juvenile, none of this would have happened irl

It’s so crazy to read these as an adult because I 1000% read this on wattpad when it was harry styles fanfiction

The amount of…things…in this book that would absolutely not fly today

I love rereading things I read in elementary school

I had several theories, none of them were correct.

JOSH GATES REFERENCE LETS GOOOOO

Oh my god he’s mothman

Okay dad!!!!!

Calm down, kafka

How does she keep ending up backstage where are the security officers

Hey girl, murder is bad no matter what

Ohhhh you can definitely tell that the author read lights out and said “hey I can do this too”

“I know he doesn’t have an evil bone in his body” Maxine (horrible name) I’m going to hold your hand as I tell you this

This could have been a novella. Also him acting like a deranged billionaire w millions while being a SCARE ACTOR on a theme park budget is hilarious to me

It just really takes me out of the story when people / items have the same name as me

It’s the 6 paragraphs talking about how consent is so important to him so the readers don’t start to realize that this is absolutely insane

Oh she can’t “find him” on social media. Miss girl you’re best friends with a theme park employee, you start on her Facebook page and you work from there. Come on. It’s not hard.

She would have never been able to find a “back of house” area that easily

The ghost can use the internet now!!!