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Damn. What an Ending.

Tunny based as always.

I believe the Northman naming convention has reached its Peak Powercreep. This man’s name is a full sentence, and it’s funny as hell.

Downside is probably my favorite tho.

Starting off Quick and Wild!

Good Fight! Not sure how I the Reveal at the End.

25 Pirouettes in and I’m pretty average in the enjoyment of the story. Henry Cavil teams up with a Dandelion and an Owl to jump some burn victim. The Burn Victim escapes as per ush.

The Ugly one continues to be Ugly, but is becoming increasingly funny. Lady Jennifer has boobs and we gotta know how round they are for some reason.

Not sure if I’ll read the next one.

Doing a bit of Manual Reading with this one. Of course I picked the version with pictures in it.
Finished up the lore of the how the story was created.

Tunny is so Based.

Not sure how I feel about this book.
Tho I’m only 16 Pirouettes into it.

So an Elf a Dwarf a Human a Wizard a Druid a Gnome and a Goat walk into a tavern.

A Dandelion gets the Sand Dan Glokta experience.

Knights have wings apparently in this world.
Henry Cavill is about to fight some Squirrels I guess.

Finished it!

Oh Yeah I finished this last week.
Very Interesting and kinda excited now that we know how the ship works, kinda. It’s definitely a big weird space animal.

Everyone has reached the ship.
They get introduced to the Spanus (Space Anus) ((Yes they call it that.))

Bennet is the cool old tough guy. Beaver is the cool young tough guy. Also he’s dumb.

There’s a lot of characters since it’s like a space submarine.

I don’t remember the names yet. Farmgirl2.0 got caught being Farmgirl.
The cool tattoo scar girl kills a man and has to become a basic looking person.
Perry is cool because he is dumb and loud.
Old guy looks after Perry because he is dumb and loud.

They are all totally about to meet eventually…
Space Navy is corrupt as per usual. Everyone is punished with death, or a 2 year sentence to hell.
Simple Choice.

Paul experiences the red room from twin peaks. The bitchass dwarf talks about how based he is. Paul gets blinded by a thermite bomb but his plot armor lets him see. Revenant Mother wants to watch Paul bang his sister.
Stillgar seemed sus for a bit.

Bitchass turns Hate into a sleeper agent. When she is gone he will return to Donut.

After grinding through the first 3/4 of the book it finally picks up. Paul is a bitch

The Princess talks to a goldfish about how she’s being cucked.

Paul Roasts the Princess and cucks her.

Duncan Idaho becomes a man of Hate.

I don’t really like how everyone knows everything once again and I’m spoiled about the outcome of the book in the first chapter.

For the Audiobook this time the Main POV for the chapter is read by the voice actor and they don’t differentiate the voice much at all.

Very Cool! I liked the ending it was very touching. Was not expecting the outcome. Stratt is totally justified, she did nothing wrong.

Overall Very Good Space Book!

Damn he poops where he eats. Guess that’s what that mouth do.

Bob is also pretty cool. The harsh changes Earth needed to go through was pretty intense but very necessary for the cause.

Dimitri made me laugh again, funny guy.

Was Not expecting the book to go this way. But it makes sense.

Dimitri is really funny and is probably my favorite character.

Teaching A Blind Pianist how to read a tape measure is a pretty interesting experience.

Dimitri is a Funny Guy.
Ryan Gosling is pretty cool too. I like how he’s a 30 year old who likes children. In the least creepy way possible.

It’s very interesting to see the difference approaches now that they’ve aligned themselves with the same goal. Also the Ork impressions are peak!

Very Interesting these Two. Trazyn and Orikan desperately trying to steal the Mysterious Item from each other. The Small Claims court case was very interesting. You don’t often see characters with Necrons in 40K because most of them are literally Automated Robots from sleep mode damage. I do like the backdrop of the one Planet being changed for the thousands of years for shenanigans. Very Cool Book!

Time for a quick Earthcore Segment! Everyone is here, Everyone might not be by the end!

A lot has happened.
Rex and Friends fight Black Panther
Big Mom Sex Scene.
Brian found out he’s adopted.
Pookie is happy Black Mr.Burns went outside.

The Vigilante was discovered but might get replaced with another? Also Tard is running around unchecked.

The Biz-nass reminded me of Mr.Sanchez from the PJs

Also Rip Hello Kitty and Darth Maul!

Books getting very interesting. Some kinda Werewolf cult maybe?

Pookie and Grant are the same person. I don’t know how Scott Sigler knows so much about him!

Pookie Chang is like Grant if he was Asian.
Not sure why Brian is like Noah except constipated.

Very interesting so far. The Mystery hasn’t really started yet.

Paul figured out how to ride a bike on Dune.
Our Favorite Bard rejoins the party.

Paul drinks ‘Grants Lake Water’ and almost dies. But he lived, does that make Paul Trans?

Can’t believe they killed Leto again.
Alia roasts Vladimir in front of the Emperor.

Fade didn’t listen to Howits warning about Boy thighs, and gets in trouble with Vlad.

Paul used his Slong-Jabbar on Chani and created Leto Jr.

Jessica talks with Hera about how Alia is 2 years old but talks like a 90 year old.

I guess we will see if Paul can learn to ride an Arrakis BMX next week.

Vlad watches a rigged Harkonan Baseball game.
The Count:
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Paul gets peer pressured into drinking his mother’s backwash of ‘Grants Lake Water’ from the 4th of July.

Paul gets a girlfriend but has to kill her jealous ex-boyfriend Jamus

Jessica finally shows that she’s a cool badass and gets physical with the Freman group leader.

Paul flirts with his girlfriend by asking her to carry a liquified Jamus. He also steals his guitar.

Paul deciding that he’s the adult now.

Apparently Vladdy is the Grandaddy because Paul said so.

The Bear Grills experience was pretty interesting. Tho I’m concerned that Paul just learns everything is kinda weird, sure he’s a smart kid.