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Cole Lybarger
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Paul experiences the red room from twin peaks. The bitchass dwarf talks about how based he is. Paul gets blinded by a thermite bomb but his plot armor lets him see. Revenant Mother wants to watch Paul bang his sister.
Stillgar seemed sus for a bit.
Bitchass turns Hate into a sleeper agent. When she is gone he will return to Donut.
After grinding through the first 3/4 of the book it finally picks up. Paul is a bitch
— Jan 27, 2026 11:32AM
Stillgar seemed sus for a bit.
Bitchass turns Hate into a sleeper agent. When she is gone he will return to Donut.
After grinding through the first 3/4 of the book it finally picks up. Paul is a bitch
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The Princess talks to a goldfish about how she’s being cucked.
Paul Roasts the Princess and cucks her.
Duncan Idaho becomes a man of Hate.
I don’t really like how everyone knows everything once again and I’m spoiled about the outcome of the book in the first chapter.
For the Audiobook this time the Main POV for the chapter is read by the voice actor and they don’t differentiate the voice much at all.
— Dec 08, 2025 11:36AM
Paul Roasts the Princess and cucks her.
Duncan Idaho becomes a man of Hate.
I don’t really like how everyone knows everything once again and I’m spoiled about the outcome of the book in the first chapter.
For the Audiobook this time the Main POV for the chapter is read by the voice actor and they don’t differentiate the voice much at all.
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Jan 28, 2026 02:34PM
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